Movie Caption Contest #40 Hello, Goodbye
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Kirk, thinking: "Keep staring at the Vulcan, so the blonde you beefed last night keeps riiiiiiight on walking ..."
Nimoy: "Nichelle, I have a book of photographs in mind that you might be interested in modeling for ..."
Ensign Sappho: "Have fun playing sailor, you asswipes?"
Picard: "One last thing: when doing Deanna, I've always found she likes a little thumb action ..."
No, I don't want a Rolex. Quit stalking me or I'll activate my personal security belt buckle.
Mary Sue? We don't need no stinkin' Mary Sue.
Riker: Screw holo-Napoleon. Mr Worf - fire all phasers! Gnaw on that, cheese boy!
Riker (thinking): You never found out I replaced your fish, you old relic.
Picard (thinking): You never found out I replaced your trombone, you big slob.
Little known ST6 trivia: Robert Beltran had a minor cameo in the last TOS film.
Here is his most visible shot, seen here with his seat cover ripped.
Vulcan panhandling at Starfleet tram stations was becoming an incredible nuisance. Something had to be done.
"Second star to the right. And straight on until we hit a Denny Crane's joint."
PICARD:"This had better be good. I just got to the chapter in the program where my naked buttocks are flogged."
RIKER:"Sorry about that time I called you 'Baldy.' "
PICARD:"And I apologize for that incident when I had sex with your wife."
Ensign Potter's determination not to use magic on his first day went out the window when he accidentally altered the bridge officer's uniforms.
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Kirk: "Since when did we let hookers into headquarters?"
Sonak: "It's alright sir. I know about your deal with Admiral Nogura."
Kirk: "Well, just don't let Commander Scott know about this."
Sonak: Would you like to take a survey?
McCoy: Scotty, where the hell are the damage control teams? This place looks like shit.
Deanna: Oh Will, I love the new carpet. It's so fuzzy. Hey, did you notice that my pants are really smooth?
Riker: Deanna? You didn't actually try the opium pipe that sailor offered you? Did you?
Riker: I just checked. The cameras are all set up, sir.
Picard: Excellent! Well make a fortune, on the Ferengi Porn Market, with One Night In Troi.
VOICE: Millbrae Tram in four minutes. Vulcan-Pleasanton Tram in six minutes.
SONAK: Your human public transportation system sucks.
KIRK: I'll just have the Enterprise beam you up.
SONAK: I thought the Enterprise transporters were not operational.
KIRK: Don't worry. Heheheh
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VOICE: Millbrae Tram in four minutes. Vulcan Pleasanton Tram in six minutes.
SONAK: Your human public transportation system sucks.
KIRK: I'll just have the Enterprise beam you up.
SONAK: I thought the Enterprise transporters were not operational.
KIRK: Don't worry. Heheheh
Shatner: "Who the hell are you supposed to be?"
"Commander Sonak. You did read the script right?"
Shatner: "Oohhh Sonak! Shit, for a moment I thought we were being recast. Heh, like that would ever happen!"
SONAK:"Excuse me, Admiral...
I was wondering if you've ever heard the messages of the Church of Logical Consciousness? I have literature from Surak himself if you're interested."
KIRK:"Damn we're getting old.
Whole ship's starting to reek of Lanacane and adult diapers."
PICARD:"Status, Number One?"
RIKER:"The Amargosa Observatory, sir. She's been attacked. And pretty badly."
PICARD:"Survivors? Please say NO. I've got two naked holographic wenches waiting for me."
PICARD:"Just in case I never told you in the past fifteen years...thank you.
Thank you...for always making me look a helluva lot better and more competent by comparison."
"Excuse me, Admiral...is this the 1415 to the Vulcan compound in Sausalito? My wife is giving birth to our first child and I have to be there for the ear circumcision."
SHATNER:"Dammit.
Ended up on the LOGAN'S RUN set again. Stupid parking lot signs."
KIRK: Don't cross me commander, or I'll make you wear the shit-brown uniform varient.
Everyone felt much better after Shatner locked Takai off the bridge set.
PICARD: Well, my subjects, how runneth the ship today?
RIKER: Like clockwork, master.
ENSIGN REDSHIRT: *This ego thing is really getting out of hand.*
RIKER: Well, even though this last mission was a complete cluster fuck, it's been an honor serving with you. Now goodbye forever!
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