Movie Caption Contest #39 High Crimes and Misdemeanors
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Checkov: "Oh, is this Nuclear Gay Bathhouse?"
Policeman: This sector is closed to ground traffic. What are you doing here?
Deckard: I'm working. What are you doing?
Policeman: Arresting you, that's what I'm doing.
"Officially licensed KRAZY STRAW this is not! Disappointed I am!"
"Ken someone direct me to de little Dutch boy's room?"
``Price I name, money you pay, or else drink in my bubbles blowing stop nooooooo.''
Chekov's attempt to sneak his library books back on the shelves so as to escape paying the 35 cents in fines goes horribly, horribly wrong.
The case of the blackmailed socialite, the murdered ``suicide'' gunsel, the missing car in the Ventura parking garage, the Chinese-prints racket, and the gun planted in Dixon's desk would have to wait. Suddenly, everyone realized they had the giggles.
``All right, all right, Data, I'll stop and ask him. Excuse me out there -- could you please tell my passenger here that we are so on I-195 and that the first Jackson exit is only a mile or two down the road, please?''
Tigh: "You call that a frakking fighter? I poop tougher than that!"
"Myth it is that my people drank all Grape Kool-Aid to extinction centuries ago!"
"But I vas just trying to make my new tankless vater heater run more efficiently!!"
DIXON HILL ADVENTURES #41:
The Case of the Unsolicited and Drunken Reacharound
CLARK GRISWOLD:"Kids, roll up your windows. Ignore the urban Reman squalor!"
"Ken you hear me now? Shit!"
Forget I her, will not, the one that got away....
CHEKOV:"Damn.
I knew dese old 1980s cell phones vould give off a detectable signal!"
"Myself I cannot assist you. Perhaps the Corellian Captain Solo and his Wookiee copilot over there in the other booth...THEY can be of help?"
Latte more flavor needs. Next time hazlenut I name, vanilla no.
In Soviet Russia, ass freezes you.
Picard: Ah, here we are sir. The restaurant's suitjacket fits you nicely.
Barney the Testicles: Thanks, maitre 'd. Here's a finn, now get your gobs off me and scram.
"Drink this QUICKLY I must...before talking Terran Quik Rabbit shows up to take from me!"
"...vould dis be a bad time for a Gomer Pyle-in-the-latrine joke?"
DIXON HILL:"Nothing personal or obscene.
Just wanted to see if those stories Nicky tells about you having a third nipple are true."
The new Future collection of men's leather jackets from JCPenny.
Sleek.
Stylish.
Roomy.
Affordable.
Perfect for those days when you just feel like traveling through time and collecting high-energy photons.
Four out of five backwards-speaking aliens recommend Slurm.
"A straw this is not. Fish looking asswipes in a glass their genitals keep"
"Vhere's my anti-culture shock phrasebook? Ah, um... Don't tase me bro?"
Picard:"I just was to see if it's true what they say about you name..."
CLANG!!!
Picard: "It's twue, it's twue it's twue!
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