I'm waiting for someone to add that naked-butt Picard to the soldier on the right...
Movie Caption Contest #39 High Crimes and Misdemeanors
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I ain't pissin' off the United States Marine Corps. Hope this tides you over:
What happens when Scotty and Chekov get drunk and decide to take the Galileo joyriding.
Data: "I believe that this is the wrong shuttlebay, Captain."
Grignak, blowing his own horn (or in this case, kazoo.)
"Gimme a fucking break. You try and find better reception on this piece of shit."
"No wonder the mobs fell apart. These fucking dagos can't even dress themselves! Lily, feel how cheap this is. It must be like wearing a coat made out of wet cat tongue."
"Hey, come on try a little,
Nothing is forever.
There's got to be something better than
In the middle."
"Data, I don't care how urgent the damage to the port illuminator is. I will kill you if you keep singing that bloody song."
The latest attempt to bring back Knight Rider.
I'm his phone, and right now the russian inwention over there has been called over 30 times by his crewmates attempting a transporter lock so he can get his white russian butt out of there, but no, russia's answer to davy jones doesn't have AT&T so he has no bars in the bowels of the USS Enterprise, so now he's trapped by a bunch of marines who haven't shot anything live in a very, very, long time. Good luck comrade, you'll need it.
Barney sadly looked to the floor as he saw his namesakes fall down and roll away out of sight.
Put that cell on silent, mister!
Picard: Where are you hiding that bell!
Screw your half hour parking limit! Screw your two dollars!
For Ratboy 
After the revealing of Cy-doo, the Final Cylon, in Battlestar Galactica's penultimate episode, entertainment experts agree that the show has finally "jumped the shark."
In this case, by about four feet.
"Ah, I see you are from Los Angeles. Do you know of a "Mister Sulu?"
Chekov: "Given the choice I vould rather you shoot me."
Nicky the Nose: I'm sure you can appreciate the additional security, Dix, what with Terry the Taint having been taken out by some rogue wearing assless chaps, you just can't be too careful nowadays.
"Mmmmmmm...tasty...this Earthman Ovaltine IS."
"So...dis is NOT de lobby of de Howard Johnson's?!"
PICARD:"Nice rack and abs.
Work your photons much?"
The all-new restrictor plate track in the Romulus sector did well at first...until the drawbacks of the budget seating became all too apparent.
"Seems having a third lip is useful for MORE than just the budget special on Risa."
Dentist fifteen minutes is gone now. Is banging dental hygienist in back room I wonder?
GRIGNAK: The alien so hideous, he had to get himself drunk just to masturbate.
Harry's facelift wasn't doing anything for his love life.
After being busted for cocaine smuggling, Kermit realised it really wasn't easy being green.
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