Movie Caption Contest # 29: Surprise Cameo, Part Deux!

[cooleddie74]

"Here. Over here.

Come dis vay.

De buffet table is over here."

 

[Gertch]

Chekov: "NO, don't look to da left - dat's vhere the Trek people are."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Chekov: Can I help you? Here, you just need to rest. Come over here. Avay from de showing of Jumping Jack Flash.

Picard: I did not realize how advanced late 23rd century technology actually was that one did not have to leave one's kitchen to dig for gold.

 

[Kegek]

Guinan: Where... where am I? It's so disorienting...
Chekov: You're on wee-Bulletin, a Russian inwention.

Picard: A toaster?
Kirk: They prefer the term artifical food heater, Jean-Luc!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "This Nexus of yours; very clever. Fully stocked spice rack, extensive selection in the wine chiller, black granite counter-tops. It's like I'm living in a house straight out of HGTV."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "If you won't pull my finger, God will!"

Frrrrrppppp!

Picard: "In the 24th Century, we've evolved beyond the need for fart gags."

Frrrrrrppppppppppp!

Picard: "Christ man, put a cork in it!"

 

[cultcross]

Spotting the tribble, Stewart decided Trek XI was getting a bit gratuitous with it's cameos.

 

[Rat Boy]

Whoopi Goldberg, just after tragically walking into Joy Behar's dressing room at an inopportune moment.

 

[NathanielM]

Kirk tries to point out that Stewart left his Hairpiece on the coffee table.

 

[NathanielM]

Guinan, knowing that Kirk's dick was foretold to be gigantic tried to peek into his quarters, at the dismay of Checkov...

 

[Shatmandu]

Koenig: "That belching sound? Rosie O'Donnel."

 

[Starpaul20]

Tigh: How much longer?
Kirk: Soon, we need to calibrate the subspace relay on the artificial food heater first!
Picard: But we have to keep it within 5 microns for exactly 12.61 seconds to prevent fusing of the subspace field and microfibers of the bread particles!
Kirk: Not if we calibrate the...
Tigh: I just want my frakkin' toast heated, not more of your weaselly technobabble!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Shatner: Do you feel a breeze?

 

[Nebusj]

``Kent you see vhat I'm trying to tell you, Missus Rittenhouse, I luve you?''

Behind the scenes at the Berman and Braga Bed and Breakfast!
``Barry and Bergman want bacon and beans?''
``Barry and Bergman want bread and butter. Broder and Bittman want bacon and beans. Browning and Banerjee want bananas and broccoli. And Bryant and Brodbeck want biscuits and brandy.''
``... And I bring all this to room ... ''
``2-B!''
``... Am I being made fun of?''
``Bingo!''

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Shatner: Do you feel a breeze?

Genius!

Incidentally, doesn't Stewart look like Robert Picardo with that syrup?

 

[cooleddie74]

"Here...dis is a file of JUMPIN' JACK FLASH playing on a loop. When de pain gets to be too much, come get me and I vill stop it."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"I learned the secret of perfect cooking when I was a kid. Know what it is?

Never use Sorbitol. It takes away from the flavor, and gives your dinner company the green-apple runs."

 

[Candlelight]

"We have to help those people on that transport!"
"Aretha Franklin is right!"
"I hate you"

"Perfect smelling toast as well. Maybe this Nexus isn't so bad after all..."
"After breakfast I'll show you what a prostate exam is like in the Nexus-"
"YOU MUST COME BACK WITH ME!"

 

[Candlelight]

After 70 years in the Nexus, Kirk finally decided to find Waldo for good.

"Toast begins with T"
"Really???"

 

[Peach Wookiee]

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