Movie Caption Contest #234: Look out!

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone! Lets start a new contest!

First up to the plate, the same captioner had two great entries so I'm pronouncing both of them winners!

Kirk: As you know, we're trapped in uncharted space, and ship's life support can keep all 430 of us alive for only one more day. Suggestions?

William Shatner: Get a life!

Next, we have the "Where everybody but him knows your name" Award, going to:

Shatner: so...who are you guys again?

Next, we have the "Whoops!" Award, going to:

Most of the crew were interested in watching the Trial involving Captain Kirk and Doctor McCoy but for some reason the Enterprise's Comm-screens got stuck on a video feed taken from Space station K-7 when Uhura and Chekov were on shore-leave together

Kirk: "And this is the new Enterprise's expanded crew's quarters. I hope you are all as impressed with it as I am. The wall-to-wall, floor-to-ceiling bunks are scheduled to be installed Tuesday. Unfortunately, we will be departing Spacedock on Monday. So, everybody stake out some floor space!"

Congratulations to our winners and thanks to everyone who participated!

New Contest!

Enjoy!

Here we go!

 

[LeadHead]

Crusher was less popular in the months following the annual crew colonoscopies.

Picard: Wow, this is a priceless archeological relic.

Riker: Why are you leaving it here, again?

Kirk: Where's the turbolift?

The floor starts moving upward.

Kirk: Oh, crap.

 

[R. Star]

Crusher: Worf, don't you think you're overacting? It's just erectile dysfunction... I have a hypospray for that.
Worf: I will not bear the humiliation! If you speak of it... you will die!

Picard: I'm gone for just a couple hours and you manage to get my ship destroyed by an antique Klingon Bird of Prey....
Riker: At least I didn't get Kirk killed.

Kirk: Wow, I didn't know the ship was this big.
Spock: An ancient Vulcan metaphor comes to mind, Captain... "Up your shaft."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: How can it be bigger on the inside?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

TFTW, LeadHead!

Picard: "Goddammit! The only thing on this whole damned ship I had insured, and not a scratch!"

 

[Triskelion]

Thank goodness the Weebles are ok.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SHATNER: I know they said TNG would bury TOS, I just didn't think it would be literal! [/IMG]

 

[Danger Ace]

"Well, Bones, standing upon one anothers shoulders would sound more appealing if we hadn't just feasted on bourbon and beans."

 

[Danger Ace]

Lt. Worf happily lived his life by the simple warrior's code, "NO MIMES!"

 

[Maurice]

WORF: One more Helen Keller joke and I will kill you where you stand!

RIKER: Wait, isn't that a priceless relic?
PICARD: To TV Picard, yes. To Action Picard, no. {smash}

BONES: Wait, aren't turbolifts round?
KIRK: He's right. If this isn't the turbolift shaft, then...
SPOCK: It's the sewer.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: And I picked this up on the moon of Velacium VI, where Vash and I....

RIKER: Is every "ancient artifact" you own actually a memento of a sexual encounter?

PICARD: Pretty much.

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Crusher: Don't shoot!!!!! I know I don't do anything in the TNG movies, but that's no reason to kill me!

Picard: Alas, poor Ensign G'fhulg! I didn't really know him...hang on...why the hell was he in my ready room?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "This was obviously a revered object in their culture. Probably a religious icon, possibly an image of one of their gods. And this inscription on its base: 'What, me worry?'"

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: I already nailed the archeology department. <Smash>

 

[Danger Ace]

"Commander William Riker, I now stand ready to christen you with the Stone of Surak which will bestow upon you a peaceful contenance of universal oneness." ::By the Great Bird, I can't believe Will's falling for this!::

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: Where the fuck is Yak Face?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Riker tried to pretend he didn't notice that Picard had kept Tasha's black slime encrusted body in his ready room.

 

[Isis]

Crusher: "I knew flying JetBlue would be a mistake."

Picard: "Worse comes to worse, I should be able to get a few dollars for it on ebay."

 

[Nerys Myk]

GOLDSHIRT: Hold your fire, Mister Worf, it's Doctor Crusher.

WORF: Spoiled sport.

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: You know, Will, there are many people inside each of us -

Riker: Like I told Deanna, maybe you should just stop passing out at parties.