Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings

[SeerSGB]

Spock: I'm not a Republic Serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.

Kirk: The hell Spock? We're talking about what to order for the lunch break: Chinese or Pizza. What the hell are you talking about.

Spock: Uh...Pizza, I would prefer Pizza. And someone might want to hail Captain Sulu and warn him about a subspace shockwave inbound from the orbit of Romulus.

Drone 1: Fucking Chrome Malware alerts.

Drone 2: Just click through it, I want to see if anyone's posted a link to Into Darkness trailer.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Gunner: "Sir, the cloaking device is offline."

Kruge: "Fuck! Even in the future, nothing works!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

"Everyone checked their uniform? Everyone got their supply of autographed photos? Okay." *sighs* "Let the Trekkies in."

 

[SeerSGB]

Spock: Now the peace process will be delicate. The Klingons are a pri...

Cartwright: Hell with that, I say we kill their chancellor, frame Kirk for it, and then kill the Federation president and frame Kirk for it too.

Starfleet CIC: I like his plan, we're doing that one.

Spock: ~sigh~

Kirk: Frame who for the what now?

 

[Finn]

Cartwright: When will I get some respect around here? The prophets are going have me sire a religion icon.

 

[Triskelion]

Yo Admiral Cartwright, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but Eddie Olmos is one of the best admirals of all time! One of the best admirals of all time!

 

[BriGuy]

I meant no offense, sir. I'm just saying, if you let the two warriors holding your chair up work at their stations, our ship would be more efficient in battle.

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: And now, Next item on the Agenda: A report from the Neutral Zone; LeadHead will arrive and begin a new contest this evening.

 

[R. Star]

Spock: And now, Next item on the Agenda: A report from the Neutral Zone; LeadHead will arrive and begin a new contest this evening.

Kirk: I've never trusted LeadHead, and I never will. I'll never forgive him, for not picking my caption.

 

[LeadHead]

Sorry folks, things got crazy last night and tonight's not gonna be any better. Tomorrow will be the day!

 

[Lance]

IN THE NAVY... we eat up lots of Gagh... IN THE NAVY...

SPOCK: "Who stole the cookie from the... cook-ie jar? Was it you?"

ADMIRAL CARTWRIGHT: "Who, me?"

SPOCK: "Yes, you."

ADMIRAL CARTWRIGHT: "Couldn't be!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Spock: These young ones have arrived to lecture us on something called "E-trade."

 

[shivkala]

Spock: And now, Next item on the Agenda: A report from the Neutral Zone; LeadHead will arrive and begin a new contest this evening.

Scotty: About damn time, we've been at this bloody meeting now for almost a month!

Chekov: How much longer vill ve have to vait? I have to go to the little ensign's room!

 

[Triskelion]

From now on dickies will no longer be allowed. You must wear the full turtleneck under your jacket. It seems the Klingon diplomatic exchange who visited the engineering department were put off by the sweat stains of a certain senior officer who shall remain nameless.
...
Isn't that right, Mister Scot?

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest! Yay!