Movie Caption Contest #219: Generations; Time for a Change...

[Mistral]

Kirk: "I'm back where I always belonged-on the Bridge!"

Soran: "He's not real bright, is he?"

Picard: "Not really."

 

[Mistral]

Chekov: "I have seen the light! Praise God, for He shall save us!"

Scotty: "Idiot. That's a spotlight."

 

[BriGuy]

Gentlemen, can we please get this in the next shot? If Shatner has to suck in his gut much longer he's gonna pass out...

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"In Soviet Russia, deflector relay remodulates YOU!"

 

[Finn]

Russians inwented Tuesday

 

[T'Girl]

Chekov: "I have seen the light! Praise God, for He shall save us!"

Scotty: "Idiot. That's a spotlight."

Chekov: "Back on Babylon Five, we used to throw mundanes like you out the air lock."

 

[Nerys Myk]

DOOHAN: Ever get the impression we weren't the first choices for this film?

KOENIG: No, help me run my lines...... Vhy you green blooded Wulcan.....

 

[Isis]

PICARD: Now say it!!!!! SAY IT!!!!

WORF: Deee Plaaane!!!!! Deee Plaaane!!!!!

Picard (OS): "Wesley, I'll never let you program the holodeck for me again."

Wesley (OS): "Why?"

Picard (OS): "I said dwarf, not Worf!"

 

[Isis]

Picard: "So Soran, you're saying that before Kirk got on this bridge, its two ends were level?"

Soran: "No, I'm saying that before Kirk got on this bridge, these two rock crags were level."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Crusher; How did you get Worf on board, he has a fear of sailing.
Riker; I slipped a sleeping draught into his milk.
Crusher; Um, he didn't drink that.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Soran: "And...splat! That's the last we'll be hearing from Mr. Plinkett!"

 

[inflatabledalek]

James Doohan shows his full excitement and joy at seeing Shatner again.

 

[TorontoTrekker]

What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SORAN: It was my understanding that a "bungee cord" was to be used.

PICARD: That's for wimps

KIRK: Yeah, wimps.

 

[BriGuy]

Chekov: Yes, it is finally my turn to be judge on Alpha Quadrant Idol!

 

[BriGuy]

Soran: So, you're going to stop my dastardly plan?

Picard: Yes.

Soran: And I suppose your're going to destroy my installation here...

Kirk: Yes.

Soran: But I spent so much time building it!

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

McDowell: "I used to be an actor. I used to be challenged. Now I'm left playing comedy villains in science bloody fiction!"
OS: "Malcolm, your agent just called. You're booked to play Kesslee on Tank Girl after this."
Stewart: "Don't do it, Malcolm. Don't jump."

Shatner; Yes, you still have it in you to play a part of a brain in a German/Canadian space opera!

 

[Isis]

Worf (to self): "Never mind having two livers. Today I could use an extra neck."

 

[Isis]

Chekov: "Yes, that's exectly vhat I said...jezz hends...inwented in Russia...by a little old voman from the Bolshoi Ballet."

 

[LeadHead]

New contest tonight!