Movie Caption Contest #219: Generations; Time for a Change...

[Turd Ferguson]

"Wait wait wait! Let me get this straight. So, my probe was successful, we both entered the Nexus and you enlisted the help of Captain Kirk and decided to stop me. But, instead of arresting me in your Ten Forward or saving your brother and nephew you decided to arrive five minutes before the Nexus arrives? I'm the villain, and even I think that's stupid."

Worf: The BATWING! It's so... veiny!

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF: So, this isn't the poop deck?

 

[TrickyDickie]

Stewart: "It is the east, and Juliet is the sun."

Shatner: "The undiscovered country, from whose bourn no traveller returns."

McDowell: "Lord, what fools these mortals be!"

Director: "CUT! CUT! What the hell is wrong with you guys?!?"

 

[Balrog]

Malcolm McDowell: This is the strangest adaptation of 'A Bridge Too Far' ever...

Everyone: "... Pop! Goes Lt. Worf!"

Walter Koenig: Finally! Some important dialogue written for 'Chekov' and 'Scotty'.

James Doohan: Don't get too exciting. It was originally written for 'Spock' and 'McCoy'.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Kirk: Hey dumb ass, you want to know how I got in the Nexus? ln a Ship! I've had 70 years to bang your dead wife whilst you've been trying to blow up Stars!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Chekov: Do you see the LIGHT??? DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT??? I have seen the future...and it's...LENS FLARES!!! Praise be!!!

 

[Bob Karo]

Worf: Get on with it! Or so help me, I'm going Amistad on this bitch!

 

[T'Girl]

Ronald Moore: " ... and then we'll have this climatic epic battle on the nine thousand foot long Golden Gate Bridge, with thousands of extras."

Brannon Braga: "I don't know if we have the budget for that."

Rick Berman: "Don't worry, we'll figure out something."

 

[TrickyDickie]

Ronald Moore: " ... and then we'll have this climatic epic battle on the nine thousand foot long Golden Gate Bridge, with thousands of extras."

Brannon Braga: "I don't know if we have the budget for that."

Rick Berman: "Don't worry, we'll figure out something."

Malcolm McDowell: "My God, it's like doing 'The Tempest' in a teacup!"

 

[T'Girl]

Malcolm McDowell: "I've read the revised script with the new ending."

Patrick Steward: "You're going to jump, aren't you?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McDowell: "I used to be an actor. I used to be challenged. Now I'm left playing comedy villains in science bloody fiction!"
OS: "Malcolm, your agent just called. You're booked to play Kesslee on Tank Girl after this."
Stewart: "Don't do it, Malcolm. Don't jump."

 

[Mr Silver]

Berman: "Let's face it, this is what everyone wanted to see really".

 

[T'Girl]

VISUAL PERSPECTIVE TEST

Question #5: Which of these three men is taller?

1) Malcolm McDowell
2) Patrick Steward
3) William Shatner

 

[R. Star]

Berman: "Let's face it, this is what everyone wanted to see really".

If I was picking winners, this would get a nod!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SORAN: You know what would suck?

PICARD: What?

SORAN: If you fell off this bridge and then the bridge landed on top of you.

KIRK: Sounds fun.

 

[BriGuy]

Picard: Soran, whatcha say?

Soran: But I only meant well.

Kirk: Well of course you did.

 

[Bukiyo]

McDowell: I was in Clockwork Orange for chrissake, what's next? The fifth Home Alone movie?

The newest game craze on Enterprise-D was 'Whack a Worf'.

Scotty: Would you stop? You sound like a tool, and I would know I'm an engineer, I work with tools all day.

 

[T'Girl]

Chekov: "This overly bright light shining in my eyes is great, I should get one of these installed above my bunk for when I'm trying to get to sleep with a hangover.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "Well? What do you think?"
Soran: "Granted, it has a great view. But the structure itself sure doesn't have much 'curb appeal.'"

 

[Mistral]

McDowell: "Uh, guys, its a long way down. Could we get Shatner off the bridge? I'm worried about the supports..."