Movie Caption Contest #219: Generations; Time for a Change...

[LeadHead]

Happy Saturday everyone! Lets get started!

First up to the plate, we have the "Your Captain was a hamster and your Starship smelt of elderberries!" Award, going to:

Klingons: We fart in your general direction!

Next, we have the "Hungry Hungry Chekov" Award, going to:

Chekov: Dibs on the drumsticks!

Next, we have the "Incomplete Information" Award, going to:

Colonel West (thinking): "Dammit, he's cut me off and I haven't even told him about the next stage of the plan where I pose as a Klingon and pretend to assassinate him!

Our Photoshop award, goes to:

I couldn't decide between these two, so 2 winners!

Colonel West: "This is Operation Retrieve, how we sneak into the Klingon Empire and... Um, this is a security matter Mr President, perhaps the Romulan Ambassador should leave the room."
President: "Ah, let him stay. What's the worst that could happen?"

And...

Colonel West: And after Operation Retrieve is succesful, Mr President, it is likely we will be at war with the Klingon Empire. So may I present Operation Kick Ass.

Many thanks to everyone for participating and congrats to our winners!

Now, after spending some time in the TOS movies, it's time to move into the TNG films...

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: Just jump, will ya? You're never going to be a popular villain.

Worf: Archer's Ready room is bigger than this!

Chekov: For the last time, I'm not McCoy!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Thanks for the Blend

Kirk: "I thought we were in a turbolift."
Picard: "We were on a holodeck recreation of a turbolift, and then you said, "Bridge."
Soran: "I told you not to get your context recognition subroutines from a Pakled trader."
Kirk: "What's a holodeck?"

SPROING!!!

Picard: "Just what I always wanted, a Worf in the Box!"

Chekov: "Let us pray... To a long haired prophet in Leningrad."

 

[Mr Silver]

Chekov: "In Soviet Russia, fish this big never get away!"

 

[TrickyDickie]

Kirk: "Who are we going to get as a fourth for bridge?"

Picard: "None of my crew....playing poker with them is bad enough!"

Soran: "How about that guy from 'Fantasy Island'?"

Kirk: "You mean Ricardo Montalban? For some reason, I never liked him."

Soran: "No, no, the other one....I can't remember his name right now."

Picard: "At this rate, we might just as well get Captain Ahab!"

 

[TrickyDickie]

In honor of the latest Spider-Man movie, the crew sets free its pet trapdoor Worf.

 

[shivkala]

Soran: Red Rover, Red Rover, if you're wearing a toupee, come over! Hah! Gotcha, Kirk!

M.C.: Congratulations Worf, you've won our "which crew member can withstand the narrow hold the longest" contest! Johnny, tell him what he's won!
Announcer: Lt. Commander Worf, you've won an all expenses paid 4 year trip to exotic Deep Space Nine near the mysterious Bajoran Wormhole!

Chekov: I haven't had an orthodox career, and I've wanted more than anything to have your respect. The first time I didn't feel it, but this time I feel it, and I can't deny the fact that you like me, right now, you like me!

 

[BriGuy]

Picard: Soran, let's just forget all this silliness. If we all leave now, we can make the early bird at the Sizzler.

Kirk: AND they'll still give all three of us the senior discount!

Chekov: Ah, the paparazi! No matter where I go, I can not escape them. I am very famous for my service on the Enterprise.

Scotty: Actually, lad, they wanna get a look at that console behind you...

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Enemy Captain (OS): "Yes, we crept onto your ship last night and tossed your sleeping crew overboard. We've captured your ship without firing a shot! But don't worry; we're not going to make you walk the plank. We're going to let you go...and let your fellow Klingons jeer you to death!"

 

[BriGuy]

Worf: You said you would kill me.

Picard: I lied.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: He's mine. I saw him first!!!!

PICARD: Now say it!!!!! SAY IT!!!!

WORF: Deee Plaaane!!!!! Deee Plaaane!!!!!

CHEKOV (singing) I'd walk a million miles for one of her smiles, my Maaaaaammy!!!!!

SCOTTY: Why did it have to be karaoke night?

 

[R. Star]

Soran: This bridge was level before your fat ass stepped on it!

Worf: There has got to be an outpost where I won't be the butt of all the jokes. I hear that frontier outpost is working well for O'brien.

Chekov: And tell your female viewers I am well endowed. Dis big!
Scotty: (muttering) I came up 'ere fer this claptrap... I could be getting hammered right now.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Kirk: EAST SIDE!
Picard: WEST SIDE!
Kirk: EAST SIDE!

Picard: Your choice, Soran. You can wrestle a shirtless captain until he beats you senseless and has a laugh at your expense, or you can surrender to me and endure a long, pontificating speech about just what you've done wrong.
Soran: Can't I just jump?

Only too late, Worf remembered the invitation was to a black-suit ocassion, and he foolishly wore white.

Chekov: Why, once in Lake Baikal, I caught a grayling thiiiiis big! Truly, a triumph only Mother Russia could produce, and it was for the future benefit of the homeland that I put it back!
Scotty, thinking: Laddie, even *I* wouldn't believe that fish story, and I'm three sheets to the wind!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Chekov: "Ah, dees new ships have really come a long vay! Vhy, I remember, our original Enterprise vas only dis long!"
Reporter: "Um...I'm pretty sure that was just the special effects model..."
Chekov: "Vell...eet vas a long time ago!"

 

[Kamdan]

"An occurrence at Veridian Bridge, in two forms, as it was dreamed, and as it was lived and died. This is the stuff of fantasy, the thread of imagination... the ingredients of the Nexus."

 

[Kirby]

Hey thanks for the win!

Kirk: Come Soran. Come here boy!!!
Picard: No Soran, come here. I have treats!
Kirk: Come on boy, come here!
Picard: Come here Soran, that's a good boy!

** To find out who Soran loves most, both Kirk and Picard call out to him. Whoever he goes to, gets to keep him.

The game that's sweeping the Alpha Quadrant: Whack-a-Worf!

Chekov: The sun vill come out tomorrow. Bet your bottom credit that tomorrow, there vill be sun!

Scotty: What they hell are you doin' lad?

Chekov: Quiet you... I have an audience.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Picard: So what made you build your secret base overlooking a nudist beech?

Worf: I'd leave it a few minutes if I were you.

Chekov: Look, I have said other things you know. I'm not just a one trick poney performing for your pleasure!


Reporter: Say the line!

Chekov: Sigh... "Vere are the Nuclear Wessels".


Everyone: Yay!

Scotty: Just embrace it lad. "She cannay take any more cap'n!"

Everyone: Yay!

 

[Kirby]

Chekov: Look, I have said other things you know. I'm not just a one trick poney performing for your pleasure!


Reporter: Say the line!

Chekov: Sigh... "Vere are the Nuclear Wessels".


Everyone: Yay!

Scotty: Just embrace it lad. "She cannay take any more cap'n!"

Everyone: Yay!

LOL!

 

[BriGuy]

Soran: You, Kirk, don't you have an alien female to mate with?
Kirk: You're quite right. I'll be going now.

Soran: And you, Picard, don't you have a speech to be giving someone, somewhere?
Picard: You're quite right. In fact, I...
Soran: Just go.
Picard: OK.

Soran: I win!

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Worf realizes that he took a wrong turn in the Jeffries tube and ended up quite a way from Sisko's office.