Movie Caption Contest #217: Star Trek VI: The Undiscoverable Endings

[Kirby]

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Kirk: Nice shot Lieutenant. Now, someone get me an apple.

Chekov: Dibs on the drumsticks!

Colonel West: Now that I have fully explained my plan, I'll destroy these documents so they can't fall into the wrong hands... Wait, my secret spy phaser isn't working... Ok damn, on to Plan B... I'm going to have to eat this thing.

 

[-SS-]

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"I have invented new Russian recipie: Waporized Turkey. Lieutennant Waleris will demonstrate how to make it."

 

[T'Girl]

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Chekov: "I know the Captain ordered you to make the meat loaf look like turkeys, but this is really good work."

Cook: "No habla."

West: "The success of this mission is so obvious, even a blind man could see it."

President: "HEY !!!"

 

[TrickyDickie]

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Crewperson 1: "This movie sucks!"

Crewperson 2: "Break out the beer!"

Crewperson 3: "Why isn't there any popcorn?!?"

Crewperson 4: "Can we pause the dvd so I can go to the bathroom?"

Spock: "Mister Scott, you are late."

Scotty: "I temporarily misplaced my Enterprise pizza cutter!"

Chekov: "I'd rather have a Predator head sandwich anyway."

Valeris: "Let's have some quiet, or one of these days my gravity boots are gonna walk all over you!"

 

[Mr Silver]

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Colonel West (thinking): "Dammit, he's cut me off and I haven't even told him about the next stage of the plan where I pose as a Klingon and pretend to assassinate him!

 

[R. Star]

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Scotty: Are ye fools daft?! Don't just stand there gawkin at the Klingons burnin in space! Load tha second torpedo an fire! And delete the computer records this bloody time!

Despite being demoted to supervising the galley, Chekov still considers himself a security officer at heart.

Colonel West: And after Operation Retrieve is succesful, Mr President, it is likely we will be at war with the Klingon Empire. So may I present Operation Kick Ass.

 

[TrickyDickie]

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Chekov (chanting): "Double, double, toil and trouble....fire burn and cauldron bubble."

Cook (thinking): Now I have the answer to who chose 'Harry Potter' for our dinner theme tonight.

Chekov (thinking): Kirk likes the butter beer and Spock may not admit it but he likes the chocolate frogs. Now if I could only get Uhura to dress up like Hermione....

 

[BriGuy]

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Chekov: I know ze intwuder is in here somevare, and I vill find him!

Turkey on left: Oh no he's on to me...

 

[BriGuy]

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Scotty: Guess who ISN'T coming to dinner!

 

[Nerys Myk]

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CHEKOV: Is it supposed to do that?

 

[R. Star]

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Sorry for the double entry if that's not allowed.

Chang: Et tu Kirke?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

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"Ho-ly shit! It's not even eleven o'clock yet? Today is dragging ass!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

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Scott: "From this angle, it looks like its making a big, glowing space poo."

 

[TrickyDickie]

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Scotty: Och, we hit 'em right in the balls!

Spock: "No, Mister Scott, we didn't. Remember, not every vessel keeps its genitals in the same place."

 

[Nerys Myk]

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"Ho-ly shit! It's not even eleven o'clock yet? Today is dragging ass!"

 

[LeadHead]

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And... we have a new contest!