Movie Caption Contest #214: It was the best of films...

[LeadHead]

Good evening everyone! Thanks for coming along for our Back to the Future April fools contest, now lets get back to normal...

First up to the plate, we have the "And what does he find?" Award, going to:

Doc Kruge: I've come a long way for the secret of Genesis...
Maltzy McFly: How long?
Doc Kruge: This long!!!

Next, we have the "Past Wisdom. or is it Future Wisdom?" Award, going to:

Marty: Doc! On the day I went back in time you agreed to play Grandad in the American version of Only Fools and Horses! Don't do it! You can't possibly need the money that badly!

Next, we have the "Under the Radar" Award, going to:

"Remember, Marty... our number one priority is to be inconspicuous. Now, if you would, press that button right there that will engage the extremely loud hover conversion mechanism. I'm sure no one will see us."

Our Photoshop Award goes to:

MARTY: Doc...

THE DOCTOR: That's "Doctor"

MARTY: Yeah whatever. Anyway,our names aren't "Ian" and "Barbara"

"Where are yoooou? I have to find yoooou!"

"I'm over heeeere!"

Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to everyone for spending some time in Hill Valley in this contest.

Now, going forward, in order to make things sync up well for scheduling, our next contest will run for 3 weeks. (That way it's not coming up on the same weekend as the DS9 contest, in case you're wondering what that means)

Since this will go an extra week, I'm throwing in an extra picture to caption!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Computer: Hello, dear.

Kirk: Not this again.

Computer: i was talking to Spock.

Spock: Fascinating.

Spock: By using that button, we can listen in on their conversation.

Khan: (on screen) Is there any way we can hide that we're out of Torpedoes?

Saavik: There are life signs in this box.

Kirk: It says one of them will try to kill me soon.

McCoy: Any ideas Jim?

Kirk: How many enemies have I made over the years?

Saavik: I will need time to calculate Admiral.

Khan: Engage.

Joachim: Oh, please don't do that.

 

[Skywalker]

Joachim: "Heading, sir?"
Khan: "Out there."
Joachim: "...Where?"
Khan: (growing frustrated) "Thataway!"
Joachim: "I'm sorry, sir, it's just not the same when Kirk isn't saying it."
Khan: (hissing under his breath) "Kiiiiirk!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: What do you mean "You'd totally hit that"?

SPOCK: Logic, Captain. Have you seen Lt. Saavik?

KHAN: They keep asking how you can be so old if you're my son and where did all my fellow Augments go.

JOACHIM: Yeah, well I was wondering that too.

SAAVIK: There are life signs in this box, it's Mr. Chekov. Shall I free him?

KIRK: Later, he'll keep.

KHAN: Pull my finger.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Thanks ftw.

Nimoy: Really Bill, the whole death thing isn't just a powerplay to get more money and a chance to direct the next one.

Shatner: I never said anything about directing...

Nimoy: Damn.

Kirk: Prepare to send to code...

Saavik: Shouldn't we like, put them on hold or something so they can't hear us plotting against them?

*On The Reliant*

Joachim: Sir, shouldn't we stop comparing abs and pay attention to what Kirk is doing?

Kahn: Mine is the superior muscle tone!

Saavik: Most odd, the label says "Contains Robin Curtis, Only Open In Casting Emergency".

Kahn: We want you! We want you as a new recruit!

Joachim: With all respect Sir, this choice of singalong isn't helping us look less gay.

 

[Mr Silver]

Saavik: I'm afraid the ATM has chewed up our expenses card...
Kirk: Damn it! And I'm hungry too. Bones, where did you say you saw that rat?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Spock: I have retrieved the Reliant's command codes. Lt. Saavik, prepare to input the codes. It looks like the codes are 1... 2... 3... 4... the last number is coming through now. 5.

Kirk: 1 2 3 4 5? That sounds like the combination an idiot would put on his luggage!

Khan (onscreen): Not to worry, Joachim, I have used my genetically enhanced intellect and have devised such a command code that cannot be cracked by any computer or Vulcan.

Joachim (onscreen): Our shields are dropping!

Khan (onscreen): Shit.

 

[Skywalker]

Spock: I have retrieved the Reliant's command codes. Lt. Saavik, prepare to input the codes. It looks like the codes are 1... 2... 3... 4... the last number is coming through now. 5.

Kirk: 1 2 3 4 5? That sounds like the combination an idiot would put on his luggage!

Khan (onscreen): Not to worry, Joachim, I have used my genetically enhanced intellect and have devised such a command code that cannot be cracked by any computer or Vulcan.

Joachim (onscreen): Our shields are dropping!

Khan (onscreen): Shit.

Sulu: (whispering) "Saavik. After we get out of this mess, remind me to change the code on my luggage."

 

[Brikar99]

Joachim: I'm not even facing you and I can't stop staring at your chest.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KHAN: What's he doing?

JOACHIM: He's lowering our shields!

KHAN: Can he do that?

JOACHIM: It's in the script

KHAN: Curses, foiled by a lame plot device.

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: <sniff> Plomeek for lunch Spock?

KHAN: So, is he checking out my superior ass?
JOACHIM: Nnnnnope.

SAAVIK: This vending machine took all my credits without dispensing a plomeek parfait.
KIRK: That's a storage locker, you nimrod.

KHAN: You should have turned left an Antares! Slow down! And turn off that blinker.
JOACHIM: Backseat driver.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

KHAN: So, is he checking out my superior ass?
JOACHIM: Nnnnnope.

JOACHIM: "She is. and so is the Asian guy on your left."
KHAN: "She doesn't count she'll be fat in 15 years"
JOACHIM: "How true, how true."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

KHAN: So, is he checking out my superior ass?
JOACHIM: Nnnnnope.

JOACHIM: "She is. and so is the Asian guy on your left."
KHAN: "She doesn't count she'll be fat in 15 years"
JOACHIM: "How true, how true."

Sulu: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: They do something different with their hair?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Khan: I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perdition's flames before I give him up... but if he goes to Newark, I will give him up. Let's hope he doesn't decide to go to Newark... or go 'round all those other places I mentioned. I may be genetically superior, but I dizzy easily.

 

[Alrik]

McCoy: "Why you green blooded..."

Kirk: "Spock. How'd you know."

Spock: "Simple logic Captain. He who smelt it, dealt it."

Kirk: "The access code is coming through now."

Spock: "Captain, I must point out. That appears to be the combination for your gym locker."

Kirk: "Well double dumb ass on me."

Kirk: "I'm just saying that maybe going back for seconds of dessert every meal might not be such a good idea. Next time, try an apple."

Khan: "Why are we slowing?"

Joachim: "The light is yellow."

Khan: "You fool, yellow means to floor it."

Joachim: "Your's truly is the superior intellect."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Khan (whispering): "You did get all those prefix codes changed, didn't you?"
Joachim: "Oh. I didn't know you meant today."

Saavik: "You guys want anything?"
McCoy: "I'll have a Fresca."
Kirk: "Mr. Pibb for me!"

 

[Sky]

Saavik: Schrödinger's Cat is... alive, sir.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Kirk: What's wrong with the cable tuner? All we're getting are reruns of Keeping Up With The Augments.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: What's in the box?

Saavik: I can tell you, Admiral, or you can see what's behind Door #2...