Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by LeadHead, Apr 15, 2012.
Saavik: You had it set to defrost sir, your meal's only half heated.
Spock: "No Sir, I did not take the last red M&M."
Saavik: "Sir, you're next on the list. I realize it's no fun cleaning out a workplace refrigerator, but fair is fair."
Joachim: "Has anyone ever told you your boob job is magnificent?"
Khan: "Arrest him! My boobs are 100 percent real."
Kirk: "You told Carol Marcus about Antonia?!"
Spock: "I did not know it was supposed to be a secret."
Khan: There! A McDonalds! Pull over.
Health-Conscious Joachim: Dammit.
Bones: Careful Jim, I hear she's got Shelley Long locked in there!
Kirk: So that's how she got the job.
Spock: What? I had plomeek soup for lunch. It gives me gas.
Kirk to Enterprise. Good news, Mr. Scott... we found your lunch.
Khan: Listen to me... I'm about to get my revenge on my old nemesis. I can't deal with this right now. We'll talk about your quarters after I've killed Kirk, OK?
Kahn: This is where my 20th century upbringing comes in handy. Kirk is a formidable enemy, but throw a beautiful woman at him and you have a chance. Picard would talk your ear off until you self destruct your own ship, and Sisko is frightening; watch out for that guy. Janeway has a reset button on her ship so you're screwed either way, but Archer, ah I wish we were found just a few decades earlier.
Savvik: It's Commander Chekov, Admiral.
Kirk: Kirk to Enterprise, someone pull up the old SNL song 'Dick in a Box' We found Chekov.
McCoy: Jim, we don't have time for this.
Kirk: Come on Bones, it's funny!
Joachim: ... And stop calling me Tattoo!
"Fascinating. Whoever decided to put Anne Hathaway in tight leather is most logical."
"Joachim, access the ship's database. I want to know more about this 'Benedict Cumberbatch' fellow they keep saying I bear a striking resemblance to."
"Admiral, it doesn't matter how many times I run your debit card, it's still going to say 'insufficient funds.' Logic would seem to dictate that you deposit some money into your account."
Kirk: I... damn... can we start again?
Koenig: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! HE'S FLUBBED THAT LINE 12 TIMES ALREADY!!! HE'S JUST TRYING TO KEEP ME IN HERE!!!
"THERE HE IS! THERE HE IS!!! 1:36! THAT'S JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT UNDER THE COWL!"
Joachim: *sigh* That's still Christian Bale, sir.
Spock: Ah, Doctor Marcus. I shagged her once you know.
McCoy: Let's listen to last night's recording and find out who was in sick bay after hours.
Uhura: (Recording) Shake it, baby. I love it when you do that, Spock....
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