Movie Caption Contest #210: "Could You Repeat That?"

[Mr Silver]

Welcome to another movies caption contest! Apologies for the delay, but let's move onto...

For highlighting that time that Chekov didn't get it right...

Chekov (with great shame): "Keptain, these uniforms... were inwented in Russia."

A double team effort that proves stereotyping is still alive in the 24th century (poor unnamed officer!)...

"What happened?!? Your eyes are working again and... you got so fat-"
"Captain, Councellor Troi is confusing me with Commander La Forge again."

"Counselor, note the lack of cranial ridges and sash"
"oh, right"
"carry on, mr. Worf"

*sigh*

For stumbling upon Captain Picard's inhuman tolerance for pain...

PICARD: Do you smell bacon?

DATA: That would be your hand, sir. This object is 300 °F

Bonus Winner!

For a terrible pun...

Hostile Alien (OS): Halt or be exterminated!
Data: There is no need to be confrontational. I come in peace. As you can see, I am unarmed.

Well done to all the winner! This contest...

Uhura and Spock debate the significance of double glazing...

McCoy's wife gives Spock an earful for being out so late...

And Picard trys his luck at scoring an slave at the Orion market...

Bonus Caption

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[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "To have a no smoking sign on a 23rd Century starship bridge is not logical."
Uhura: "Tell it to these guys."

Spock: "Excuse me Doctor, Man Utd just scored. You were saying?"

Picard: "I'm just saying that I've got a desk full of iPads and Kindles, and not one of them works with Crunchyroll."
Techsupport: "Anime isn't covered in the customer support agreement, you otaku freak."

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"GARAM CHAI! GARAM CHAI! GOL GAPPAY! GARAM CHAI!"

Sulu: "Note in ship's log. In future avoid docking at Calcutta railway station."
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[The Laughing Vulcan]

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Q: "Awww, poor Captain. Did your life flash before your eyes? Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost-got-shagged, cup of tea?"

 

[Brikar99]

"Yes, Beverly, I bought all the iPads. Why? Why? Oh, I don't know, ever heard of a little thing called 'eBay'????"
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[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "I can't find it in any of my files either, Number One. Dammit! I don't suppose there's a chance in hell we could ever talk her into posing for another picture like that..."

 

[Finn]

Picard: Yep...Data's expression in this one is perfect for a reference to Tasha....

*typing*

 

[Alrik]

Uhura: "Dinner? Tonight? Why yes Scotty, I'd love that."

Spock (thinking): 'Two timing bitch'.​

Spock: "No, I do not have anything on under it. Why do you ask?"

Picard: "No Admiral, I don't think my gaming should be a cause for concern. What would ever give you that idea?"

Captain Sulu: "I ordered coffee, what the hell is this?"

Crewman: "Tea, Earl Grey, hot. Trust me, I've got a feeling its really going to catch on." ​

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Excelsior First Officer: "Sir, I know you are understandably proud of your promotion to Captain, but...you've had us all wearing dress uniforms and had 'Hail to the Chief' playing continuously over the comm system for a month now. And...isn't the official ship's china traditionally meant for use only for high-level diplomatic functions?"
Sulu: "KNEEL BEFORE SULU!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

UHURA: Sorry Spock, it seems the pop station you liked has switch formats. It's all news/talk now.

SPOCK: Most illogical

SPOCK: You're on the air with Doc McCoy, whats your question?

CALLER: So, you actually had no fricking clue about Vulcan reproductive biology, the inner eye lid or Klingon physiology? Man you suck at space medicine!

MCCOY: Nice call screening there, ace.

PICARD: If only these things had more memory. I could keep everything on one machine

SULU: The cups should say "Captain Sulu". Why don't the cups say "CAPTAIN SULU!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mage]

*Picard, while recording for his vlog with his webcam*

"So, after having tried out many different brands of tablets, I feel safe in saying that they will never beat a good old fashioned desktop computer."

 

[Bob Karo]

Although he was fairly certain Christian Slater didn't pee in his tea this time, Sulu was undecided if he should risk it.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Sulu: I suppose you could say that captaining the Excelsior is my cup of tea.
Everyone on the Bridge: (audible groan)

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"The new Excelsior-class design model, Sir".

"The saucer section appears standard, Lieutenant, though the 'cup section' is rather a departure, is it not? Still...this might be servicable -- wait a goddarn minute. Only one warp nacelle? NOT CANON. Try again"

"Sorry, Sir".

 

[Nerys Myk]

ERNESTINE: One ringy dingy. Two ringy dingy...

SPOCK: Just answer the hail, Lieutenant.

 

[Finn]

McCoy: Where did you get the robe?

Spock: Mom got it at the mall last week.

McCoy: That explains the antitheft device.

 

[LeadHead]

Uhura: This is the Enterprise, your transmission is breaking up, can you give us your coordinates?

Kobayashi Maru Captain: (over comm) Seriously, don't you have sensors for that?

Spock: Yes, but I like standing here, so talk!

Deckers Cain: (on comm) Hello. Good Morning.

Spock: Hello.

Deckerd Cain: (on comm) I need your help.

Spock: Okay-

Deckerd Cain: (over comm) I need a metal headpiece.

McCoy: It's a prank call! Hang up Spock!

Picard: And since the Ba'Ku already have warp capability, there has been no violation of the Prime Directive.

Dougherty: Dang, Jean-Luc. You broke your streak. 15 straight missions with a Prime Directive violation!

Sulu: According to this, we've completed our survey of the entire sector...

Cup: I have a bad feeling about this...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Well, there ARE two female crewmembers on the bridge...

 

[Kirby]

ERNESTINE: One ringy dingy. Two ringy dingy...

SPOCK: Just answer the hail, Lieutenant.

Winner!

 

[LeadHead]

Uhura: Mister Spock, we're getting a message from the Captain, it reads: "Code 19."

Spock: A Paternity Suit. Have the transporter room beam him aboard immediately. Mister Scott, prepare for Warp Speed!

 

[Nerys Myk]

UHURA: It's your mom.

SPOCK: Damn it, I'm not bailing her out this time!