Movie Caption Contest #210: "Could You Repeat That?"

[inflatabledalek]

Uhura:... It's a sexy red top and a tiny, tiny skirt you big boy you.

Spock *Thinking*: $2.99 a minute a call? Logically, easy money.

Spock: It's a white Vulcan meditation robe as originally designed during the age of Surak to facilitate deep and meaningful meditative states deep within the ancient Vulcan mountains... Hmm, they seem to have hung up.

McCoy: You pointy eared hobgoblin, even my Great Great Grandmother after a plate of beans could do better dirty talk than that.

Stewart: We screwed up, after looking through all these scripts, we accidentally filmed the one that sucked.

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Sulu: Captain's Log, the two girls, one cup tea ritual is much more civilised than many think.
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[Ssosmcin]

UHURA: "That's right, Dr. King came to my apartment and, after the best love making he ever had, he begged me to stay with the series."

SPOCK: "That is not consistent with earlier tellings of this tale. Fascinating."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Picard: "I see Will has been looking at you porn again on my pads"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Hmmm, Sisko still hasn't friended me on Spacebook. I wonder why...oh yeah, I killed his wife.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Picard: Merde. I should never have sold my horga'hn on NCCbay. Now I need jamaharon so bad, and I have to bid 5000 quatloos?

 

[Mistral]

Picard never quite got the idea that you could have more than one e-book on a single reader.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Picard: So much porn, so little time.

 

[jayabaluan]

looks old but good to seeee.........

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: ...And since Worf wasn't as prominent in the first half of Season 7 of Deep Space Nine, his presence in this film does not cause any continuity errors...

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[Skywalker]

Uhura: "Sir, I'm picking up a short-range broadcast from that derelict satellite. Audio only."
Spock: "Patch it through."

♪ Bilbo! (Bilbo!)
Bilbo Baggins!
He's only three feet tall!
Bilbo! (Bilbo!)
Bilbo Baggins!
The bravest little hobbit of them all! ♪

Spock: "...Mister Chekov, lock phasers on that satellite and open fire."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Picard: "Oh hell. I just stayed up till 6 in the morning shouting memes at Captain Janeway on Oovoo."

 

[BillofIzar]

Uhura: I am receiving a transmission from a Klingon vessel Mr. Spock. You'll never believe who's transmitting...

Spock: I believe I have made a slight miscalculation on our warp slingshot Doctor.

 

[Finn]

Picard: ...sign the petition? I'm not gonna let that &@&#% outrank me any longer.

 

[Isis]

Spock: "Don't pontificate, Miss Uhura, just admit you've made an error. The line in that song is not 'there's a bathroom on the right,' but 'there's a bad moon on the rise.'"

Spock: "And if you would have given me some warning, Doctor, I would have endeavored to don some clothing."​

Picard (to self): "Used toupee. Only worn by a little old starship captain from Iowa. Hmmm. Some people swear by ebay." <brief pause> "Well, now that they have Buyer Protection, what the heck?"​

Movie-era Kirk (OS): "Stewardess, I guess you didn't hear me correctly. This wasn't what I picked when you asked 'Coffee, Tea, or Me?'"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "Uh, yes, hold on just a moment." (*covers microphone*) "Quickly, Doctor! What year was Stairway to Heaven released?"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

McCoy: "What you hear?"

Spock: "Transmissions from young teenage/early 20 something Females, about something called 'Twilight?' Do they not realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never have an erection. Logic should have told them that?"

McCoy: "Nobody ever said Teenage Girls were logical Spock."

 

[Mr Silver]

Ok folks, new one will be up soon...

Sorry about the delay, had a busy festive season followed by extreme tooth agony, but I had an extraction yesterday and I'm A-OK again!

 

[Peach Wookiee]

M, you have my sympathies and this contest is OVER! Locking thread.