Movie Caption Contest #207: "Formal Attire"

[inflatabledalek]

Spock: Admiral, have you noticed how Nurse Chapel's boobs have started to sag? Not that we care about such things in this day and age.

Kirk: Mr. Spock, let me assure you that two years behind a desk does not mean I haven't kept abreast of the status of the crew. Speaking of which, have you met the new navigator? Nothing saggy there I can assure you.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Chapel: "In you absence, Mr. Spock, not only have I earned a medical degree, but I've also learned to speak and read Vulcan! In fact, I can read the script on your tunic! Umm.....'Bieber rocks!'?"
Spock: "It was on sale!"

 

[cooleddie74]

CHAPEL: I still love you, Mister Spock. That never changed!

McCOY:So do I...you pointy-eared computer!

KIRK: Me too...but only in my quarters after 2300 hours.

 

[Ssosmcin]

Nude weddings on Betazed? Complete myth.

Nobody told Worf.

WORF: "I was in the pool!"

Sarek debated the logic of refusing to give the ambassador a tissue.

 

[cooleddie74]

Even Picard had to laugh at the plot of this movie.

 

[Kirby]

Spock: Ah, Dr. McCoy, you have not changed. Logic dictates that simply because I 'smelt it' does not necessarily mean that I 'dealt it'

Klingon Ambassador: "... my mother told me to pick the very best one and you are not... it." *points to a picture of Kirk*
"Behold the quintessential devil in these matters. James T. Kirk!"

Sarek (thinking): Thank god he didn't land on me.

 

[cooleddie74]

The senior officers tried not to...but they couldn't help but laugh at Spock's antiquated old Blackberry.

KAMARAG(in best "Family Feud" voice): Ambassador Sarek, you answered "Rice Pudding." For the game...let me see "Rice Pudding"!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Spock's emo phase was the object much derision.

KAMARAG: You gonna shut up or does Kamarag have to cap a pointy eared bitch?

 

[cooleddie74]

(*Farting noise*)

SPOCK: That...

was not me.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Spock: Fascinating Captain... according to a footnote in the novelization we're *just* good friends.

Kirk: Well, people who don't like each other don't do what we did last night.

KAMARAG: Wait, my name's Kamarag? Khales on a bike.... Hey you, the credit guy! Make sure I'm only listed as "Klingon Ambasador" right? Or I'll force you to watch an episode of Holmes and Yoto.

 

[cooleddie74]

He's got 99 problems...but a targ ain't one.

 

[Alrik]

Thanks for the W AdmiralM!

Spock: "I still do not see the logic in having a pajama party on the bridge."

Kirk: "It's casual Friday. Didn't you get the memo?"

Kamarag: "I want you.....to want ME"

Sarek: "Aw, Cheap Trik? I was hoping for Mozart."

Picard: "Brilliant Data, hilarious."

Crusher: "I don't get it."

Data (os): "In that case, might I suggest you try going blonde."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: Please...do not laugh.

This was my last clean robe. My uniforms do not come back from the sonic cleaners until Tuesday.

KAMARAG: Either those Tholian silk curtains go or I do!!!

Beverly's boobs were no longer firming up.

 

[Alrik]

Kamarag: Remember this well!! There shall be NO PEACE...so long as Kirk lives."

Sarek (whispering): "WHAT a drama queen."


A different spin on cooleddie's last post....

Troi: "..and then I said, "Have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up?"
Picard: "HAHA so..so what did Beverly say?"
Troi: "With a wink, "Not that we care about such things in this day and age."
Crusher (quietly) "Oh no she didn't. Note to self, keep Deanna away from the adult beverages when in mixed company."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY: Would this be a bad time to tell you we hocked your old Vulcan harp for beer money?

KAMARAG: There shall be NO peace...

as long as Shatner ACTS!!!

Everyone else humored Picard and played along...

but Beverly couldn't see what was so funny about his Redhead jokes.

 

[Alrik]

Shatner: "Len, you look preoccupied."

Nimoy: "I just found my bike."

 

[Alrik]

Troi: "Then there was the time Bev got it on with her grandma's candle..."

Picard: "That was a fun one. Oh how I'll miss the old days."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: What is it, Spock?

SPOCK: I have felt a great disturbance in the fanbase...as if a million voices cried out that our new uniforms are horrible...then were suddenly silenced.

I feel something terrible has happened.

 

[Alrik]

Spock: "Fascinating."

McCoy: "More heavy reading?"

Kirk: "Vulcan philosophy?"

Spock: "Kama Sutra."

 

[cooleddie74]

Spock didn't show it, but he was pissed that his new View Master didn't work.