Movie Caption Contest #206: "The Long Road Back"

[Mr Silver]

I'm so sorry it's taken so long for this, but I've been extremely busy and haven't had time recently. I have worked out a way to make time to run the contest regulary though, so apologies and let's recognise...

For finally cracking the secret Scientology art of metamorphosis...

Sulu: Whoa! You look like Kirstie Alley again! How did you do that?!

The "I see what you did there!" award for photoshop excellence goes to...

SULU: I see that Commander Lucas "upgraded" the test....again!

I do love terrible puns...

Crewman (to self): "I can get the new iPhone! I thought it was gonna cost an arm and a leg, but -- thank goodness -- it's only gonna be an arm."

And to end the Lucas invasion...

One Eye: "The Force is strong with this one."

Shades: "Dude, really? Do you have to do that every time? Just finish the damn weld already so we can get the hell out of here. My toes are getting cold."

Well done to all the winners! This contest...

William Shatner cannot contain his reaction to the news that TJ Hooker has been given the go ahead...

Spock reacts illogically to losing to the Klingon Sergeant at tri-dimensional chess...

And the bridge of the Enterprise succumbs to Rigellian Diarrhea...

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the win!

Kirk: Wow! This place is so amazing! I can almost forget that we're all in terrible danger!

Khan: Hi.

Klingon Smores did not sell well.

Riker: Full Power to the Engines! That Warbird cut us off on the Space Highway and we WILL get that one Starship Length back!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Voice Over: The part of James T. Kirk is now being played by Daniel Hugh Kelly

 

[Mr Silver]

Mindless Spock: I believe I have a solution to the lack of food - BBQ.

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Do you know the Klingon Proverb that Revenge is a dish that is best served cold? Most Illogical. Now into the Oven!

 

[Nerys Myk]

CREWMAN: Mister Worf, why didn't you take his keys???!!!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Riker: (Thinking) 'Ahh, crap. Deanna's at the helm.'

Guy Cowering on Left: (Thinking) 'Ahh crap. Riker's in command.'

 

[cooleddie74]

Better not lay a finger...on Spock's BUTTERFINGER.

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER: I guess this'd be a bad time to tell everyone I'm pregnant.

 

[Finn]

Riker: I should have given her a roofie this morning.

 

[BriGuy]

Riker: All hands, prepare for impact! We're heading into a plot hole.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Riker: PEDAL TO THE METAL, GEORDI!
Geordi, at the helm: Pedal to the metal, comman- wait a minute, who wrote this? Why am I listed in the script as "Tommy Webber"?

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF: This over-the-top and melodramatic crash sequence has no honor!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

KLINGON(thinking): "All I asked was...CAN we share a sleeping bag since I didn't bring mine...

SHEEEEESH."

 

[shivkala]

Kruge: You have never truly experienced "A Midsummer's Night Dream" until you've seen it performed by the Klingon Interpretive Dance Troupe!

 

[cooleddie74]

Believe it or not, Kruge's walking on air...he never thought he could feel so freeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

A trailer still from A Good Day To Die Hard.

 

[BriGuy]

Riker: All of you, get in your seats now! It's the only way you'll survive!!

Crewman: Sir, we don't have seats!

Riker: Sucks to be you.

 

[BriGuy]

Kirk: Carol... my god... I've never seen such a stockpile of D cell batteries...

Carol: Well, I figured we could be here a while. A girl has to be prepared.

 

[BriGuy]

Crewman: Hey, isn't the black splotch on the wall kinda like that thing that was on Tasha's face?

Riker: Data, stop crying.