Movie Caption Contest #205: "Shenanigans Part 2"

[Mr Silver]

Welcome back, you all know the drill. It's time to recognise...

Short, but sweet (uh-oh!)...

Spock: Doctor, you could at least try to master the Vulcan Salute. Oh, and it's "live long" not "give long".

For reminding us of Scotty's status as a published author...

Scotty: "Here ye go lad. One signed copy of 'Mr Scott's Guiede to the Enterprise'."

The "Voyage Home" award, goes to...

Uhura: Errr... Pavel... what are you looking for down there?

Chekov: Nuclear Wessels?

Well done to all the winners! Now onto a new contest!

Saavik announced her intentions to pillage the Kobayashi Maru...

Count Dooku's lightsabre turns up in the least expected of places...

And an enlisted crewman stumbles upon something with great potential...

 

[Jonas Grumby]

"What the hell is this? A male version of the Jack Rabbit?"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Airsoft.... OF THE FUTURE!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

"Alright, punk! Eat...um...jacketed streams of...um...positron particles... Dammit, this was a lot more fun when you could just say, 'Alright, punk, eat lead'!"

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Sulu: I don't think you're reading that right, Captain. I think it says, "It's time to get the hell out of here!"

 

[LeadHead]

Sulu: Whoa! You look like Kirstie Alley again! How did you do that?!

Kirk had no problem staying out of the Wardens line of fire, since his depth perception had a few flaws.

Yellowshirt: What? You said to report for duty armed.

 

[Nerys Myk]

And as you can see, third quarter profits are down slightly...

 

[inflatabledalek]

Sulu: ...And as you can see Captain, the sphere containing the list of things that Chekov doesn't claim were invented in Russia is shrinking rapidly.

On the set of the 2007 Transformers film W. Morgan Sheppard became the first of many people involved in the production to have a severe disagreement with Megan Fox.

A. N. Nobody: "Made in Taiwan"?

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: I see that Commander Lucas "upgraded" the test....again!

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Saavik: Let's see what happens if you take us into that red ellipsoid.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sulu watching Saavik polish off another box of doughnuts. "We're gonna need a bigger chair."

Kirk os: "Watch it, you could have someone's eye out with that... Sorry, sore topic huh?"

Picard os: "In the future, we've evolved to a point where the Mannequin movie is a reality."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Sulu: "No, I did not purposefully highlight the word 'tonnage.' Jeez, why so touchy about your weight?"

 

[Alrik]

Thanks for the Win! And for forgiving the typo...didn't catch the extra e in 'guide' until it was too late to Edit.

Saavik: "Prepare to fire."

Sulu: "Sir, may I remind you, this is suppose to be a rescue mission."

Saavik: "My ship, my rules."

One Eye: "The Force is strong with this one."

Shades: "Dude, really? Do you have to do that every time? Just finish the damn weld already so we can get the hell out of here. My toes are getting cold."

Yellowshirt: "Hmm, 'Some Assembly Required'. Ya think?"

 

[Mr Silver]

Thanks for the Win! And for forgiving the typo...didn't catch the extra e in 'guide' until it was too late to Edit.

I honestly thought it was in line with Scotty's accent!

 

[Alrik]

I honestly thought it was in line with Scotty's accent!

Works for me, we'll go with that.

 

[Maurice]

TAKEI: How long before these graphics look outdated?
ALLEY: Negative 3 years.

ENSIGN NOBODY: Ask me to 'lend Data a hand' will you!

 

[inflatabledalek]

ENSIGN NOBODY: Damn receding hairline... I'll just have to tell the ladies I'm a Picard clone as well. Lets face it, I look as much like him as the other guy...

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

Thanks for the win!

Saavik: Can we hurry this up? I've got a date with an Orion Cadet.
(Takes out apple and bites it)

 

[Mistral]

Ensign: "Property of Data." "Who the hell is Data?"

 

[Mistral]

Sulu: "OK, Captain, the Apple IIC emulator is working just fine. I'm not really sure why you wanted it, but it's working fine."