KIRK: You built this entire greenscreen soundstage in a DAY?!
CAROL: The Mexican labor showed up in a day. The actual backdrop was raised later by Union workers at an...accelerated rate.
Movie Caption Contest #206: "The Long Road Back"
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KIRK: You built this entire greenscreen soundstage in a DAY?!
CAROL: The Mexican labor showed up in a day. The actual backdrop was raised later by Union workers at an...accelerated rate.
What alien planet will YOU be crash-landing on when your Rigellian diarrhea returns?(TM)
KirK: Best blow job ever Saavik, but whatever you do, don't tell Carol...
You could tell Spock had reached his teenage years when he started tossing all the time.
Riker: Mr Worf... switch off this two girls one cup video now!
KIRK: Nice work.
But...where are all the brothels and porn shops?
Ohhhh, can't you see me leaping here I got my face against the Genesis soil...MIGHT AS WELL JUMP!!!
RIKER: Guess we should have stuck with Geico after all...
KIRK: You built this entire greenscreen soundstage in a DAY?!
CAROL: The Mexican labor showed up in a day. The actual backdrop was raised later by Union workers at an...accelerated rate.
Ok, that was good, until you had union workers working at an "accelerated rate."
That just doesn't happen.
CAROL: Can I cook...or can't I?
KIRK: Actually...no.
No, you can't. Remember? You managed to burn WATER that one time.
For a reborn being, Spock's fastball was more than impressive.
RIKER: Well...that settles it once and for all!!
Women and androids CAN'T drive!!
RIKER: DAMN.
I left my good luggage in the stardrive section.
KIRK: AMAZING.
You actually do have money growing on trees!!
Guy on left: "But I really gotta goooooo!"
Riker: "I swear to god, I will turn this saucer section RIGHT AROUND...."
Worf: You can't Sir. That last bump was the impulse engines blowing up.
RIKER: Whatever you do...don't let anyone see or hear of this...
or our insurance is going to SKYROCKET.
KIRK: Wow.
You DID put green shag carpeting in this place. You've got balls, Carol.
Thanks for the "W" M! 
Carol: "Can I cook..... or can't I?"
Kirk: "I'll say. One question...where's the sunlight coming from?"
Carol:
Bouncer Spock: "I don't care if you say that you know Gaga. If you are not on the list.....you are outta here."
Picard (over comm): "Soran has been neutralized. What's your status Numbah One."
Riker: "I've had better days."
Carol: "Can I cook..... or can't I?"
Kirk: "I'll say. One question...where's the sunlight coming from?"
Carol:
Bouncer Spock: "I don't care if you say that you know Gaga. If you are not on the list.....you are outta here."
Picard (over comm): "Soran has been neutralized. What's your status Numbah One."
Riker: "I've had better days."
CAROL: Like what I did with the place, Jim?
You should have seen the bloody mess the LAST terraforming teams left behind before we got here.
Like a giant pack of horny hyenas...
Young Spock's slow-motion impression of the Incredible Hulk was all too uncanny.
RIKER: Oh well.
Guess this means Movie Night is off.
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