Movie Caption Contest #19: Ask A Stupid Question

[BriGuy]

No, that is not a cross behind me. It's just a window frame.

 

[Finn]

Lady: "You look familiar. You kinda look like my neighbor, Anna and Adrian Bell. They got a cute tyke, a three year old named Gabriel. Any relations"

Uhura: "No way! I saw someone who looked just like him years ago. He looked nothing like me."

Riker: "What's wrong?"
Data: "I had a horrible thought"
Riker: "What is it?"
Data: "Thanks to my new emotion chip, I'm worried Tasha was faking it that night".

You know Stewart is getting old when he starting wearing his starfleet uniform half the time he does plays in London.

 

[Gertch]

Janeway: "Jean-Luc! Over here! Damn Chakotay, he can't hear us. Aim phasers at his combadge and fire."

 

[Valin]

"Grinch, you've ruined too many Christmas. No more! Someone must make a stand! Here! Now!"

 

[Nebusj]

Woman: I'm not sure I can tell you where ...
Uhura: You'll have our undying gratitude!
Chekov: Yes, ewerlasting gratitude!
Woman: I don't really know ...
Uhura: We can pay you twenty dollars!
Chekov: Yes, tventy good solid dollars!
Woman: It's just ... uhm ...
Uhura: You can have Chekov!
Chekov: Yes, you can have -- wait a minute.
Woman: Sold!

11:50 pm: the slumber party reaches the point where Will and Data begin sharing ultra-duper-heavy-extra-secret top secret secrets with each other.

``Well, I don't see what the complaints about `too comfortable' are all about ... I think this time of year you should add some Christmas decorations to your starship's bridge.''

 

[The Cutest of Borg]

"All right, which one of you little shits broke my new starship display?"

 

[BriGuy]

OK, who took the Hallmark classic Enterprise ornament off the tree? I've told you before - that is a collectible, NOT a toy! That thing is worth about $400 now.

 

[scottydog]

Picard: THERE ARE FOUR WISE MEN!

 

[Skywalker]

Riker: "What's wrong, Data?"
Data: "I just finished reading the script for Nemesis."

Looks like Patrick Stewart forgot to change out of his Picard costume before auditioning for A Christmas Carol.

 

[Kirby]

Chekov: "Ok, one last time... just because I wasn't on the show during Space Seed doesn't mean that Checkov wasn't on the Enterprise"

Uhura: "And that's why Kahn knew him in the movie. It's really simple if you think about it."

 

[scottydog]

Riker: "That wasn't toilet paper -- those were poison ivy leaves!"

 

[Gertch]

Data: "Commander Riker, do not make me angry. You would not like me if you made me angry."

 

[Arthur Frelling Dent]

Nichelle Nichols: Please let us onto the film set. If we could just talk to him, I'm sure JJ Abrams would let us be in the new movie. Look! We even brought our own costumes!

Jonathan Frakes would later wonder why Brent Spiner gave him a jumbo pack of mouthwash for Christmas.

Picard suddenly realizes that he was so focused on creating the perfect holodeck setting for his Christmas party that he forgot to invite anyone.

 

[scottydog]

Riker: "Okay, let me sing you one more Britney Spears song...."

 

[Aldo]

Riker gives Data instructions on how to properly masturbate

 

[scottydog]

Riker describes what Lwaxana Troi looks like naked.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

^WINNER!

 

[cultcross]

scottyuletide said:
Picard: THERE ARE FOUR WISE MEN!

Riker describes what Lwaxana Troi looks like naked.

Well, this contest is over

 

[Rat Boy]

Well, since it is the season...

 

[LeadHead]

Multi Picture Response:

Data: Commander, What is it?
Riker: You can't tell anyone but the Captain is serving Klingon Gagh with Liver at his Christmas Party.
Data: Do not worry Sir, I will not tell anyone.

Data didn't keep his promise.