Movie Caption Contest #19: Ask A Stupid Question

[Alyssa]

^^^

 

[Kegek]

Thanks again.

Koenig: Do you know where they're filming Star Trek IV?
Woman: How would I know that?
Koenig: I don't know, you tell me!
Nichols: Do you at least have a car we could steal?

Of all Data's attempts to become more human, becoming pregnant was probably the most idiotic.

And all Picard really wanted for Christmas was Blu-ray.

 

[archeryguy1701]

After Picard's Airing of Grievances, no one felt like staying for the rest of the Festivus Dinner.

 

[Rat Boy]

Naughty Boy said:

What Captain Picard's trip into the Nexus would have looked like if he was on LDS.

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "I'm sorry, but who the hell are you people?"

Carl Spock: "We're the ghosts of Christmas' funky."

Picard: "I can see that, but that doesn't explain the Muppets."

Kermit the Frog: "We got lost on the way to Fozzie's mother's house."

Picard: "And Hillary Clinton?"

Hillary: "Primary season's only a couple of months away!"

Picard: "And the bag of cats on your head?"

Hillary: "It was a gift from Obama. Strange, I haven't been able to do anything all day because of it."

Picard: "And the Gorn?!"

Gorn: "I'm here for the canary. I promise I shall be merciful and quick."

Picard: "And who the hell are you supposed to be?"

Balok's puppet: "I'm here to make sure no one notices that Diamond Jim doesn't have any legs."

Diamond Jim: "Hey!"

 

[Nebusj]

Picard realizes that what he really wanted for Christmas was a hug.

And maybe some real estate.

 

[Gertch]

The children asleep with smiles on their faces, his wife waiting to sleep in his arms, Picard reflects and gives thanks for the present of such a perfect day.

 

[Opus]

Tourist #1: "Say, Marge, dis is a nice place. Dey got better weather than in Wisconsin, ya know..."

Tourist #2: "Hey look! Dere filmin' on of dose 'Star Track' movies. Oh, dat's really super. Ooooo, I hope da folks at home get to see us..."