Movie Caption Contest #188: Extras

[Rat Boy]

Without further ado, it's time for another caption contest. First, let's salute...

Well, he does kind of have a reputation...

Helmsman: I see you're on your hands and knees ... again.
Sulu: The turbulence ... got knocked to the floor.
Helmsman: Sure, captain.

I knew it!

Demora: *laughs*...I can't believe Dad actually took his shirt off! He left out that part when he told me the story.

Kirk:...Yeah.

Demora: Can I ask you something?

Kirk: Uh...Sure

Demora: Does Uhura have a daughter?

KIRK: You've never met Tryla Scott? She's going to go far in Starfleet.

Congratulations to the winners. If some of you were expecting a certain switcharoo this week, I'm sorry to say it won't be happening this time. Got bogged down during the week and didn't have time to rifle through my DVD collection. Anyway, first up this week we have two Klingon grunts wondering what the heck is so threatening about a cloud, anyway, and in commemoration of First Contact Day this past week we have something...from First Contact. Have fun:

 

[Rat Boy]

Kult: "And so then I said to her, 'Girlfriend, if he doesn't to have breakfast, maybe he's not ready for a relationship.'"

Cochrane: "My God...they're really from another world."

Stan: "No, we're from down the street. Would you please stop shooting missiles up into the sky?"

 

[LeadHead]

Klingon #1: I think the Captain may be a little dumb on this one. Firing Torpedoes blindly into a huge energy cloud? How exactly is that supposed to work?

Vulcan: Live Long and Prosper.

Cochrane: Be glad you're not in the Mirror Universe, pal.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Bob: "I saw the TV series, the Klingons were these oriental looking dudes. Why have I got half a bicycle tyre stuck to my head?"
Irvine: "Hush. Mr Roddenberry says that we aren't supposed to talk about it."
Bob: "Like they'll ever get away with that as an explanation!"

T'Steve: "Did you supply the ambassador with the official greeting in the correct language and idiom for the geographical location that we are currently in?"
S'poon: "Indeed. I fully researched all extant Earth databases, and triple checked the greeting's accuracy. There should be no error at all."
Ambassador: "Greetings. All your base are belong to us."

 

[bullethead]

Klingon: Captain, we have yet to find the Mass Effect 3 scans. There are only webcam pictures of the Game Informer article.
Klingon Captain: Ten thousand deaths upon Bioware for this!

Hey, we're from Bioware and we'd like to tell you about our newest game, Mass Effect 3. What's that? Yeah, we decided to go advertise it in person to avoid that whole spoiler problem we had with ME2.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"I offer sincerest apologies for the pig, Farmer Hoggett, I was unaware my sehlat was loose. This can be resolved peacefully, Farmer Hoggett, please drop the shotgun".

 

[Isis]

Klingon on the left: "I don't understand why we were so poorly received at that establishment. We were meticulous--we did everything exactly like 'Those Wild and Crazy Guys.'"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Vulcan: "We Vulcans are a wise, logical and sensible species. Don't let the clothing fool you."

 

[Smellincoffee]

Vulcan Ambassador: Farewell. The force will be with you -- always.
Cochrane: Live long and prosper.
Ambassador, raising an eyebrow: A logical and charitable expression. I shall adopt its use.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KLINGON1:I'm gonna have to autotune the hell out of this track.

KLINGON 2: Bah, autotune is without honor. Just kill him.

 

[milo bloom]

Klingon #1: Okay, we bribed the comm officer to let us use the video enhancement board, and now I'm going to use it to freeze frame and enhance the video to show you that there's no hanging dude in The Wizard of Oz!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KLINGON: So the Vulcans get the "Moe" and we get the "Larry". Who gets the "Curly"?

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Klingon 1: "I just kicked your ass at Halo, bro. For the fourth time today."

Vulcan 3: "We must have the wrong planet. My scans indicate that being's blood hemoglobin is primarily alchohol-based."

 

[Candlelight]

"I still don't know why you think we are being punished"
"This isn't a helm console dumbass, he's making us work the heating element on the kitchen stove"

Vulcan: "We are ancient and powerful beings, we can travel faster than light and heal the sickness from your world. What would you like us to do first?"
Cochrane: "Can you move your ship, you landed on my dog."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Klingon 1: "The boss is coming. Look busy."

 

[Bob Karo]

Ward: Have you seen my juice-box?
Watch: Oh, that was yours? I thought that--
Ward: Great. Thanks. Why did I even bother putting my initials on it?

 

[Maurice]

K'RAP: Pew pew pew!
K'LEPTO: Stop that, and fire the real torpedoes!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Klingon #1: "Glory to you! And to your house!"
Klingon #2: "My 'house' is a one-room, fifth-floor walkup in the bad part of town."
Klingon #1: "You take stuff way too literally!"

 

[Finn]

(In the bushes out back)

NuSpock: *whispers* What's going on?

Old Spock: *Whispers* Not so loud. It looks like we got thrown back in time again. It seems we are witnessing Cochrane meeting our great-grandfather".

NuSpock: That cannot be. We ran out of red matter

Spock: Guardian of Time....You'll find it in about ten years.

NuSpock: Guardian?

Spock: *shush* ...yeah, oh and when you see a big probe, find the whales. Save the whales, son.

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Klingon #1: ...and so that's how LOST ended.
Klingon #2: I see...wait, what?