Movie Caption Contest #187: Excellent

[Schistocerca]

Ensign: According to these readings captain, everyone hit by the delta wave has been shrunk really teeny tiny!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Demora: *laughs*...I can't believe Dad actually took his shirt off! He left out that part when he told me the story.

Kirk:...Yeah.

Demora: Can I ask you something?

Kirk: Uh...Sure

Demora: Does Uhura have a daughter?

KIRK: You've never met Tryla Scott? She's going to go far in Starfleet.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Sulu: Turn us out of the caption contest!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Having tried all else, Sulu got down on his knees and prayed for an end to the caption contest.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Helmsman: I see you're on your hands and knees ... again.
Sulu: The turbulence ... got knocked to the floor.
Helmsman: Sure, captain.

 

[Mr Silver]

Kirk: "Damn, this Klingon Viagra is so powerful, its weighing me down!"
Demora: "I'm a Sulu..remember?"
Kirk: "...ah"

 

[Isis]

Sulu: "Congratulations--great job with your helmsman training! The only thing I'd suggest is you need to look just a tad more serious when something threatening comes up on the viewscreen."

Kirk (to self): "That woman is impervious to my charms, even when I do this 'give 'em a good look at your butt' pose. You'd think someone's warned her about me."