Movie Caption Contest #179: Not, Now Madeline!
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Riker: I came as soon as I heard the security alert! What's the problem?"
Worf: "I'm not sure, sir. I just got here myself. All I know is Ensign Gomez called Security and said we should come quickly because Commander LaForge was 'warped'!"
Riker: "The hell does that mean? Did he make a pass at her or something?"
Riker - I didn't know we had a nightclub on board...
Worf - Yes sir, Geordie's idea... I am sure the Captian wouldn't approve.
Crusher - Oh lighten up Worf.....
Worf - Doctor I don't think that is the appropriate use for Com Badges.
Crusher - I can take them off if you prefer...
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #179: Not, Now Geordi!
Nichols: Is Sulu wearing a fucking cape?!
Nichols: Is Sulu wearing a fucking cape?!
Riker: "Worf. Why aren't you in your new uniform?"
Worf: "It is not to my liking, Commander. I believe your expression should give you some insight as to why."
Riker: "Look, the perma-wedgie will take some getting use to, but it is the price we all must pay. Now get changed."
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Nichols: "My entire bowl of Hershey's Kisses! Gone!"
McCoy: "What did you expect? Just look at him. He has quite the sweet tooth."
Nichols: "But I only stepped out for two minutes. The entire bowl?"
Scotty: "When the cats away, the mice will play."
Nichols: "My entire bowl of Hershey's Kisses! Gone!"
McCoy: "What did you expect? Just look at him. He has quite the sweet tooth."
Nichols: "But I only stepped out for two minutes. The entire bowl?"
Scotty: "When the cats away, the mice will play."
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NICHOLS: LEEEEEROOOOYY JEEEENNNNKIIINNNNSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCOTTY: Thats the ticket laddie.....
McCOY: You guys are really stupid, you know that
SCOTTY: Well, at least he has chicken
NICHOLS: LEEEEEROOOOYY JEEEENNNNKIIINNNNSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCOTTY: Thats the ticket laddie.....
McCOY: You guys are really stupid, you know that
SCOTTY: Well, at least he has chicken
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Nichols: I'm a Mac.
Scotty: I'm a PC.
McCoy: And I'm the guy who got really bored of these commercials.
Riker: Why would they look for it on a Federation Observatory? It doesn't make any sense.
Worf: According to the tricorder, they first tried ebay, but came up empty.
WORF: This place is a real sausage fest. Are you sure it was in the guide book?
RIKER: First entry, five stars.
WORF: The book by the famous 23rd Century Captain.
RIKER: Yep.
WORF: Captain James T. Kirk.
RIKER: Meh. Kirk. Sulu. What's the difference?
(Worf unsheaths his bat'leth and decapitates Riker.)
NICHOLS: Chat Roulette?!
SCOTTY: That's the ticket, laddie!
BONES: More sausage than there is in Berlin during Oktoberfest, though.
Nichols: "My God, you're right! With this formula, I could be the richest man in the world! What do you want in return for it?"
Scotty: "Madeline."
Riker: "I'm thinking of serving chips to munch on at poker tonight. What do you think of Pringles?"
Worf: "I prefer Ruffles."
Riker: "Ruffles? Why Ruffles?"
Worf: "Because Ruffles have ridges. Pringles have no honor."
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