Movie Caption Contest #16: I Fought The Law

[Rat Boy]

Hopefully those of us in America all recovered from the craziness of the holiday weekend and didn't end up like the unfortunate victims in our contest. Behold the winners:

CaptainJon said:

"The only bathroom on the whole ship and they have to have cameras watching it."

Outpost4 said:

Taking a time out had become an adult punishment, too, by the 23rd century.

Nerys Myk said:

RIKER: So, I guess I should have mentioned you were her great-grandfather before you french kissed?

And for a special multi-pic award:

Kegek said:

William Shatner: Was I really that mean as a director? Sure, I've got an ego but it's not like I was cruel.

Jonathan Frakes: Next time you drink my urine, act like you enjoy it.

William Shatner: Man, I wish I'd done that.

And finally, the Photoshop award:

Tharpdevenport said:

Kirk: "Spock, do you mind?!"
Spock: "Minding is quite illogical, captain."

Congratulations to the winners! This week's contest reminds us that even the best of us occasionally have a run-in with the authorities.

A' breakin' rocks in the hot sun...

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Quick, Lieutenant! Ditch Spock's stash before they find it."

Picard: "Deanna, that wasn't reverse."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Thanks to poor coniuity, the crew of the newly de-designed Enterprise get to meet Rick Berman.

 

[scottydog]

Dr. Lilith Stern entered the bridge.

 

[scottydog]

Voice from alien ship:

"SIMON SAYS....

TOUCH YOUR CONSOLES WITH BOTH HANDS.

(pause)

PUT BOTH HANDS ON YOUR ARMRESTS.

(pause)

I'M SORRY, CAPTAIN PICARD -- YOU ARE OUT."

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "I think we just ran over a space amoeba. Quickly, Deanna; back over it again. Might as well not let it suffer."

 

[KDoug]

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Spock's on the keyboard, Kirk and Ilia are dancing, we've got cool strobing lights... Man, this music video is gonna be SO AWESOME when we're done with it!

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Everyone: WhhhooOOOOOoooaah! WhhhooOOOOOoooaah!
Picard: OH NO! The upside-down triple-loop is coming up! HOLD ON TIGHT!

 

[Rat Boy]

KDoug said:

Spock's on the keyboard, Kirk and Ilia are dancing, we've got cool strobing lights... Man, this music video is gonna be SO AWESOME when we're done with it!

Everyone: WhhhooOOOOOoooaah! WhhhooOOOOOoooaah!
Picard: OH NO! The upside-down triple-loop is coming up! HOLD ON TIGHT!

 

[Kegek]

Thanks.

When it comes to Star Trek films...

It doesn't matter whether the film is pretentiously cerebral...

...or explosively stupid.

The bridge always gets trashed.

 

[Outpost4]

The Star Trek living mannequin night at Macy's went terribly wrong.

 

[Sisu]

Kirk, Ilia and Spock all jumped up on stage during the Enterprise's Rocky Horror night.

After yet another collision, StarFleet instigated Regulation 513B "No Betazoid helm officers."

 

[Outpost4]

Picard: OK, everyone, get ready to jump up when we hit the next speed bump.

 

[Ziz]

A la tuhuelpa legria macarena
Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena
Eeeh, macarena

A-Hai!

 

[archeryguy1701]

Outpost4 said:

No one realized exactly how little sun Decker got until he decided to moon Kirk.

 

[Rat Boy]

Cop: "Can I get the Vulcan to submit to a breathlizer test?"

Spock: "Up yours, Five-Oh!"

Kirk: "Shut up, Spock, you're not helping!"

Picard: "Gee, thanks Counselor. As if our insurance premium wasn't high enough as it is."

 

[Nebusj]

Shatner: ``Don't worry -- just act natural, everyone, eventually they'll stop filming and we can go back twenty-two years later and patch it up!''

Picard: ``My parents are pulling in the driveway! We gotta clean this place up fast!''

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "Hey Chris, did Scotty change that bulb in your chair?"
* boop *

 

[Cpt_Nick_Stone]

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Picard: Deanna, one traditionally stops the undocking procedure when seeing that the space doors are closed.

Deanna: Sorry sir

Data: Everytime we put her at the helm, she crashes the ship.

Picard: I know, Geordi would do a better job with his implants switched off.

Data: Dam right.

 

[Nebusj]

``Sulu, flash our high beams till that jerk turns down his headlights.''

 

[Maurice]

And then Roddenberry opened the trenchcoat... giving "flash" a whole new meaning.