Movie Caption Contest #16: I Fought The Law

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk:"I swear to God officer, she's over 18!"

Picard: "Tell me Deanna, how does one run into an iceberg in deep space??!!"

 

[Outpost4]

Somebody should have told the band: No pyrotechnics!

 

[Outpost4]

Picard: OK, everyone, one more good push and we're in spacedock.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Oh my god! What is that... smell?"
Spock: "I believe the Lieutenant has just filled her pyjamas."

Picard: "Data, make a note to Starfleet. Airbags failed to deploy when required."
Troi: "But my boobs did firm up."

 

[Peach Wookiee]

For all entries so far...

 

[Aldo]

I'm no good at these, so I'll help you out so we can see the image with the caption

Cpt_Nick_Stone said:

Picard: Deanna, one traditionally stops the undocking procedure when seeing that the space doors are closed.

Deanna: Sorry sir

Data: Everytime we put her at the helm, she crashes the ship.

Picard: I know, Geordi would do a better job with his implants switched off.

Data: Dam right.

 

[Gertch]

Picard: "Anyone who hasn't had their console explode yet?"

 

[Outpost4]

Tragedy struck the Enterprise when Kirk was killed by a drunk driver.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "No, Officer, we haven't had too much to drink tonight."

Cop: "What about the Vulcan?"

Kirk: "Uh...pon farr?"

Cop: "I'm going to ask you to step out of the starship, sir."

Troi: "I swear, sir, that planet just jumped out right in front of us."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "What is that? It's coming right for us."
Spock: "V'Ger has fired an energy weapon at us, impact in 5 minutes, destruction inevitable."
Ilia: "Permission to break my oath of celibacy sir..."
Kirk: "Granted. Wait for me in the turbolift, save time and take your clothes off."
Ilia: "Aye sir."
Kirk: "Nice work with the viewscreen Spock."

Data: "They rammed us! They never ram us!"
Troi: "Incoming transmission"
Picard: "On screen."

"We are the Borgus Frat. You will be inebriated. All your cute chicks and alcohol replicators will adapt to service us. Sobriety is futile. Toga! Toga! Toga!"

...

"Uhhh, we're still the Borgus Frat, and like, sorry for scratching your paintwork dudes."

 

[Indysolo]

"There....are.....FIVE....lights!!!"

Neil

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "Gah! My inner eyelids™ have blinded me."

 

[cultcross]

Picard: Dammit, I said get out and push!

 

[Rat Boy]

Ilia: "Wait, I thought you said I'd only die if I wore a red shirt!"

 

[Outpost4]

One reason why Pike never blinked three times.

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Red ring of death. Damn; this is what we get for using the X-Box 360 as the computer core."

 

[Sisu]

Attempts to add "Bluish-red alert" failed miserably when everyone realised blue floor lights and red ceiling lights just looked trashy.

 

[Finn]

Can you tell if William Shatner is the one wearing a toupee or without?

Picard: "Report, LaForge"

Geordi: "Its a massive inverted feedback in the central computer. The origin appears to be a subroutine of a historical hologram program, titled NX-01. It was created...by Commander Riker on Stardate 47457.1. I see the problem. Its inaccurate. Should I inform Riker, sir?"

Troi: "Uh-oh"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Troi: I think we hit something.

Picard: Turn on the exterior lights so we see what it was.

Kirk: what the...

 

[Sisu]

They were all waiting to be probed by Vejur. Spock was especially eager; he had already begun to assume the position.