Movie Caption Contest #152: We Hardly Knew Ye

[Mistral]

Decker: "Yup, its a real good day, Bitsy!"

Bitsy: "And you're going to fly me around the Moon ten times, right? 'Cause if you don't I'll get mad!"

Sulu: "Oh, that's a fine idea!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU: What can I say, Lieutenant?

I've always LOVED shiny bald knobs.

 

[Alrik]

Sonak: "I have an idea. Why don't I take the shuttle with Mr. Scott now, and you can finish taking care of the loose ends down here, then beam up later."

Kirk: "Nice try."

 

[Alrik]

Shatner: "Um. I've got a little bit of bad news for ya. It seems Nimoy has agreed to do the picture after all."

 

[cooleddie74]

SONAK: Sorry to bother you, Admiral...but could you take a look at my MP3 player? I cannot get it to function according to specifications.

 

[Alrik]

Sulu: "Hey little girl, want a piece of candy?"

Bitsy: "Pervert."

Sulu: "Hey little girl, want a piece of candy?"

Bitsy: "Listen dirt bag, my daddy is a Star Fleet Captain. How'd you like to be strung up by your balls?

Sulu: "Wouldn't be the first time, teh heh."

Bitsy: "Pervert."

Sulu: "Hey little girl, want a piece of candy?"

Bitsy: "Back off, or I'll see to it they put you in a cell with a guy called Bubba and they let him make you his 'bitch' for the next ten years."

Sulu: "Do you really have that kind of pull?"

Bitsty: "Pervert."

 

[Alrik]

Hawk: "Command is okay, but I wonder if I'd be better off in one of the Science departments?"

 

[cooleddie74]

DATELINE NBC

To Force-Field Trap a Predator

 

[cooleddie74]

BAND OF BROTHERS:

The Next Generation


Coming in 2012 to HBO.

 

[Rat Boy]

Decker: "Careful, Sulu, she's liable to start asking if she was conceived in love."

Sulu: "I wouldn't know the first thing about that, sir."

 

[cooleddie74]

BITSY: And what do THESE buttons do?

SULU: They control where on the stellar map the ship goes!

DECKER: Need any assistance, Mister Sulu?

SULU: I'm fine, sir.

BITSY: Why does your ass smell like gerbil and Astroglide, Mister?

 

[cooleddie74]

SONAK: Are the new Enterprise transporters safe to use?

KIRK: Depends.

What's YOUR definition of "safe"?

 

[Trekker4747]

Kirk: Fuck. Is this colorless fad on Earth ever going to end?

Sulu: Your head looks my lover's penis.

"Wait. My character was supposed to be gay?"

Sulu: Bitsy, do you like gladiator movies?

So I guess Bitsy is our new Madeline?

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Is this going to take long, Commander?

I'm late for an appointment to have my belt buckle enlarged.

ILIA: I like you, Commander.

That's why I'm going to convert you into a data pattern LAST.

 

[jgdst]

Kirk: Why am I stood here talking to you when there's a woman standing in the background who looks like she's only wearing a gold bikini?
Sonak: Ahh, you must be Kirk. I've got your chlamydia results here...

Hawk (thinking): Those two guys behind me both get to be extras on Voyager and I'm going to end up being a Borg corpse in space?! That doesn't even make sense! That's it, I'm unbolting this console from the floor... just in case the viewscreen ever explodes and my replacement needs something to hold onto...
Picard: I SAID "ENGAGE", MR HAWK!

 

[jgdst]

Bitsy, Harbinger of Death: Ffffffffffffffffffff-
Hawk: Does anyone know why she's doing that? Why's she doing that?! Do I ignore her? Do I? What do I do? I'm going to ignore her.
Bitsy: -ffffffffffuuuuuuuu-
Hawk: Not listening...

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk: Why am I stood here talking to you when there's a woman standing in the background who looks like she's only wearing a gold bikini?

STATION ANNOUNCER (v.o.) Mr Hutt, please meet your slave girl on track 12

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Is it true?

Sonak: Based on my observations of the people in this Transit Center, I would have to say Yes, Admiral. It is what you had feared. Disco has come back.

 

[Trekker4747]

Admiral, if you're done with it can I borrow your copy of Sky Mall?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Bit$y: TiK ToK!