DECKER: Give it up, Mr. Sulu.
She won't spit.
OR swallow.
Movie Caption Contest #152: We Hardly Knew Ye
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DECKER: Give it up, Mr. Sulu.
She won't spit.
OR swallow.
Kirk: "Yeah so I was on a 9 streak and was nearly able to order in a Phaser Strike, then Lt Commander Sulu comes in and ends my streak, the bastard!"
Sonak: "Tell me about it, Commander Scott ended my 15 streak in a highly illogical manner, logically he should have used his Sniper Phaser, he was on a 4 streak and would have had access to the Cargo Transporter if he had got to a five streak, however he decided instead to run in firing his Phaser Rifle and throwing Photon Grenades, it ended my streak, however it also cost him his own streak"
Sulu: "Don't tell me that was any meteor shower?!"
Bitsy: "Wait a minute. I know you. You're Neil McDonough. You played Buck Compton in Band of Brothers."
Hawk: "I'm sorry little girl, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Lieutenant Hawk. I'm the helmsman."
Bitsy: "You are Neal. I've seen you act. My dad's got whole show on Blu-Ray."
Hawk: "I think you should go back to your seat now Bitsy. Right Commander?"
Riker: "Nahhhhhh, she's not bothering anyone, let her stay here."
Hawk: "But just remember, my name is LIEUTENANT HAWK. I'm a Starfleet Officer."
Bitsy: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says your character was kind of superfluous. And he says that you only showed up at the scene in the end because they wanted to end on a happy note. And that you don't really try... except when your character's going crazy from shell shock."
Hawk: "The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since the screeners were sent out. I'm out there busting my buns every day on set. Tell your old man to act opposite of Damien Lewis and Ron Livingston for ten hours."
Sulu: Can I interest you in a Dirty Deltan?
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Unfortunately, no one could seem to find the viewscreen...
Then they realized it wouldn't be installed until Tuesday.
Chekov (off camera): "I vas never dat young."
Kirk (off camera): "And you were never that adorable, either."
Chekov (off camera): "Vay to rub it in, Keptin."
SONAK: Here. Borrow my iPad.
I get the feeling I won't be needing it much longer.
Steve Jobs (off-screen): That's right, after the iPad but before the Tricorder, we present the iCorder! It can scan vital signs, detect neutrinos, and play music!
Reporter (off-screen): Can you multitask on it? Will it have a built-in camera and USB port? And what about Adobe Flash support?
Jobs: That's... for a later version, we'll call it the Dicorder.
Reporter: After that, will you build the Tricorder?
Jobs: No, we'll make iCorders in different colors and more gadgets instead.
Hawk: At least Data isn't as annoying as Twiki.
Data (off screen) "Bitty-bitty-bitty"
SONAK: Pardon me, Admiral...is this the Chattanooga Tram 2?
KIRK: You're looking for Landing Pad 29. And stop trying to give my knob a shine.
SULU: Nice scalp.
Captain Robau must have been a childhood hero, eh?
Kirk: Report to me on The Enterprise in one hour.
Sonak: Report to you Sir?
Kirk: Are you saying I don't belong on that ship?
Sonak: Sir-
Kirk: Because I do. And god-willing I will be Captain of her again!
Sonak: I meant, where should I report to you on the Enterprise? You could be on the Bridge, In Engineering...
Kirk: Whoops.
Kirk: "Just meet me in the Main Transporter Room."
SONAK: Should I bring anything with me when I transport up to the ship? Anything I will be needing?
KIRK: My gut feeling says NO.
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