Sulu to Captain Kirk.
Sir, Chekov's naked and trying to screw the helm console again.
Kirk: "Just pin him down until I get there, Kirk out."
Sulu: "Oh my!"
Movie Caption Contest #145: If It Does Not Refit, You Must Acquit
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Kirk: "Just pin him down until I get there, Kirk out."
Sulu: "Oh my!"
"Captain, given our current predicament, I do not believe now would be the appropriate time to introduce the Ilia-Probe to your Kirk-Unit."
KIRK: Damn.
V'Ger found my lava lamp.
Starfleet reports the intruder has slowed to subwarp speeds.
We are three minutes from the movie getting even slower and more confusing.
Uhura: "Emergency signal coming in."Sulu: "V'Ger's getting closer!"Sulu: "Ensign, what do you make of this?"
Sulu: "Ensign, I need to know everything that's happened up until now"
Ensign: "Well lets see... first the Earth cooled. Then the dinosaurs came but they got too big and fat so they all died and turned into oil. Then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benz's. Then Prince Charles-"
Sulu: "I get the idea ensign."
Ensign: "This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl....."
Ensign: "And Scotty's getting laaaaaaarger!"
Speakers: "Mayday Mayday."
Ensign: "Mayday, what's that."
Sulu: "Why it's the San Fransisco new year. We'll have a parade and costumes and ... "
Kirk: "My God Spock."
Spock: "What is it Jim."
Kirk: "Ilia's quarters have a tanning booth and mine don't."
Sulu: "Glad that fat ass Kirk is off the bridge, when I Captain I'm going to ... "
Ensign; *cough*
Sulu: "He's standing right behind me ... isn't he."
Picard: "You can have my phaser when you beam it out of my cold dead hand ... HEY!""
Engineering Officer: "Sulu! Kirk's on his way up in the turbolift!"
Sulu: "Damn!" *scurries back to helm station*
Roger the Cabin Boy: "We have clearance, Clarence"
Clarence Sulu: "Roger Roger, what's your wector wictor?"
Pavel Chekov: "That's 'wector, Pavel'"
Spock: Fascinating, the readouts, said white hot.
Kirk: The girl in the shower Spock, not the temperature in the room.
Kirk: (over comm) Anything from Starfleet Mr. Sulu?
Sulu: So far nobody there has been able to give a good reason why the Enterprise was the only ship that could intercept V'Ger.
Picard: Quick! Someone name the Helmsman before he's blown out into Space!
Picard: "Now I shall randomly point at whomever will die in this movie."
Bradbury (thinking): "Alright, in the front row with Data, he'd never get killed off. Yup... safe as...""
Picard: "I've told you, I can't produce a man with a mustache! Look at these people! We don't wear mustaches in the 24th century! But if it doesn't have to be a man, Deanna might fit the bill!"
PICARD: Commanders Riker and Worf have beards.
Don't make me unleash BOTH of them on you. You'll stand NO chance of survival.
KIRK: DAMMIT!!!
She's using up what's left of my last bottle of Mr. Bubble!!
Sulu to Captain Kirk.
Sir, we've arrived in Earth orbit. And your funny-smelling package from Bangkok has just been beamed into Cargo Bay 2.
Yes, but unlike you their beards aren't named "Beverly"
PICARD: Commanders Riker and Worf have beards.
Don't make me unleash BOTH of them on you. You'll stand NO chance of survival.
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