Movie Caption Contest #145: If It Does Not Refit, You Must Acquit

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Dammit.

I think she's peeing in there.

SULU: Starfleet reports the intruder has not only slowed down to sublight speed...but has also begun transmitting sound files of old Van Halen and Bon Jovi!

QUICK!!

Someone!!

Pull my finger before the moment passes!!

 

[cooleddie74]

ILIA-PROBE: I will be out in a minute, Carbon Unit.

I cannot find the soap.

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "She's hot... isn't she Spock...?"
Spock: "Meh, she's no Uhura"
Kirk: "WOULD YOU STOP BRINGING THAT UP!?"

 

[John Picard]

Picard (translating): "B-E-S-U-R-E-T-O-D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E. Quickly, Mr Worf -- what does it say?"

Worf: *grumble*

Data: "Erm, much chocolaty goodness, Sir."

 

[Mistral]

"Hold on a second, I think we've made a mistake! That's not a regular transvestite, that's an executive transvestite! Mr. Worf, belay that order to fire!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Uh oh. Its Bobby Ewing!!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Beer me!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: Reverse, one quarter impulse.

CREWMAN: Sir, the captain is still on the hull!

SULU: Make that full impulse!

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "I feel the sudden urge to insult the resolution of the view screen."

Guy at Engineering: "Not again."

 

[Candlelight]

Sulu: "Ensign, I need to know everything that's happened up until now"
Ensign: "Well lets see... first the Earth cooled. Then the dinosaurs came but they got too big and fat so they all died and turned into oil. Then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benz's. Then Prince Charles-"
Sulu: "I get the idea ensign."

 

[LeadHead]

Guy at Engineering: Thank god they made the movie widescreen for the DVD, I'm in the shot again!

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Picard: "My friend Harvey here will..."

Data: "Sir there is no one there"

Picard: "Errumina..

Crewman: (Thinking) "Coo-coo"

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "At times like this, I'm reminded of an old saying of my grandfather's, 'Spock get out, I'm gonna have sex now'"
Spock: "Your grandfather was an interesting man, Jim."

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Why on earth is the shower in the main room of crew quarters?

Kirk: It's called a "Kirk Upgrade" get used to it.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Picard????

 

[B.J.]

Sulu: "Ensign, I need to know everything that's happened up until now"
Ensign: "Well lets see... first the Earth cooled. Then the dinosaurs came but they got too big and fat so they all died and turned into oil. Then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benz's. Then Prince Charles-"
Sulu: "I get the idea ensign."

Sulu: "Ensign, what do you make of this?"
Ensign: "This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl....."

 

[B.J.]

Sulu: "Ensign, I need to know everything that's happened up until now"
Ensign: "Well lets see... first the Earth cooled. Then the dinosaurs came but they got too big and fat so they all died and turned into oil. Then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benz's. Then Prince Charles-"
Sulu: "I get the idea ensign."

Sulu: "Ensign, what do you make of this?"
Ensign: "This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl....."

Sulu: "V'Ger's getting closer!"
Ensign: "And Scotty's getting laaaaaaarger!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Sulu: So they all died?! That was worse then the "God did it" ending of Battlestar Galactica! She was a frakkin' angel! Give me a frakkin' break.

 

[cooleddie74]

Sulu to Captain Kirk.


Sir, Chekov's naked and trying to screw the helm console again.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: These new hi-def wall screens suck.