Rock Climbing.
Always a helluva lot more trouble than it's WORTH. (tm)
Movie Caption Contest #143: Uh Oh!
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Rock Climbing.
Always a helluva lot more trouble than it's WORTH. (tm)
BARNEY: How the hell did you end up with THREE nipples, Dix?!
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KIRK: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit Risan amphetamines.
BARNEY: Nice tux.
Did a free bowl of soup come with it?
It looks like he's lifting it above his head...
"KIRK SMASH!!!!"
It's a Bird-of-prey. It's a plain. It's...Shatnerman.
You'll believe a man can act.
"KIRK SMASH!!!!"
It's a Bird-of-prey. It's a plain. It's...Shatnerman.
You'll believe a man can act.
Kirk won the gold at the 2288 Summer Olympics on ShaKaRee for bench-pressing an entire Klingon warship.
BARNEY: Hey, doll...look at this...
Dix can make his bellybutton look like it's singin' Billie Holliday!!"
GIRL: WOW!!
Seconds later Kirk discovered that it he had in fact been wrong all this time, and that he had been starring up the tail end of the Bird of Prey, once it dumped it's sewage tank...
Kirk was such a self-absorbed attention hog, he even requested a spotlight when he was about to be killed.
Kirk: "Hey! Point that thing some place else! What do I look like to you, a piece of 20th century space garbage??"
KIRK: If you can guess which hand the secret of the Genesis torpedo is in...I'll let you Klingon bastards have it.
BARNEY: Nice pecs, Dix.
You Jazzercize?
"As you can see, Dix, a successful sex-change involves a lot more than just a simple willy-ectomy!
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