Most visually disappointing alien abduction of the year 2287.
Movie Caption Contest #143: Uh Oh!
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Most visually disappointing alien abduction of the year 2287.
Klaa: "Locate the Federation captain... put the spotlight on him... What is he..."
Vixis: "It appears he is tap dancing."
Klaa: "What a ham!"
Lily: "Do what I say, I know how to use this."
Picard: "Okay, Okay. You've got the damn thing set to Brazilian, I'll do whatever you want. Just don't shave me."
Barney to Picard: "Hey, the blonde... She checking out my ass?"
Picard: "Yup!"
Barney: "Sweeeet!"
BEST Red Rocks concert ever.
LILY: So help me, if you don't get me OFF this ship of yours and back to Montana...I'll EPILADY the hell out of what little body hair your bald ass has left!!!
BARNEY: Who the hell is this "STUPID?"
KLAA: Kirk Season!
KIRK: Klingon Season!
KLAA: Kirk Season!
KIRK: Klingon Season!
KLAA: Kirk Season!
KIRK: <winks> Kirk Season.
KLAA: Klingon Season!
KIRK: Kirk Season.
KLAA: Klingon Season! Fire!
<Bird of Prey Self destructs>
PICARD: Don't tase me, ho.
BARNEY: Oh dear!
WOMAN: Oh gosh!
SULU: Oh MY!
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Kirk: Is that all you've got? You Klingons are total weak-
Bird Of Prey rises to Kirks view
Kirk: Aw, crap!
Picard: Be careful with that!
Lily: Why?
Picard: If you don't use those things properly, your hair falls out!
Henchman: Oh! I'm so sorry that I spilled that drink on you, do you think it'll be noticeable?
Picard: I'm wearing a White Suit, do the math you moron.
Kirk: "What? All I said was you shoot like a Vulcan. Why is that so offensive?"
Kirk:
"Clear the decks! Clear the tracks!
You've got nothing to do but relax.
Blow a kiss. Take a bow.
Honey, everything's coming up roses!"
Klaa: "I think he's rather good!"
Vixix: " Ohh! I'm telling..."
Lily: "Stop! in the name of love!"
Picard: "Too late....This story line already broke my heart!"
Holo woman: "Damn! My Vagina is crawling up my arm again...They'll all know I dye my hair now!
Henchman: Oh! I'm so sorry that I spilled that drink on you, do you think it'll be noticeable?
Picard: I'm wearing a White Suit, do the math you moron.
Morning coffee spew!!!!!!
Kirk: I've never trusted Klingons and I never will, I've never been able to forgive-
Klaa: (over comm) You were saying?
Kirk: -forgive myself for being so distrustful of a kind, warm and loving species.
Picard: You! How the hell did you-
Lily: Shut Up! Who are you?
Picard: I am Jean-Luc Picar-
Lily: Shut up! Who are you with? What faction?
Picard: I am not a member of the Eastern Coal-
Lily: Shut up!
Picard: Todays winning Lottery numbers are...
Lily: Well?
Picard: Oh, so NOW you'll let me finish a sentence.
Picard: I want the Tommygun you keep in the violin case.
Nicky: Give it to em!
Henchman: I can't boss.
Nicky: Why not?
Henchman: My big concert is tomorrow, i needed to practice.
Kirk: Klingon bastard, you killed God.
Picard: Deck 16 has really gone down hill.
Lily: Shut up and give me your wallet, baldy!
CAPTAIN KLAA: "...POLO."
You Earther bitch.
(*Fires cannons*)
PICARD: The last time a woman in a turtleneck held me at gunpoint I ended up at the free clinic.
Nicky's not here right now, Dix...
But if you're lonely I can sure as hell show you a good time.
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KIRK: Great.
And I've already had two anal probes this month.
Guy: "Well, I do think you can date my daughtersince you are so nicely dressed, but she is going to die tomorrow mysteriously, so have her back by 11:00."
Picard: "All right!"
Sam: "Oh, boy!"
Kirk: "Oh my God! You killed God!
McCoy: "You bastard!"
Kirk: "Wait! You're not a Fatboy Slim song?!"
Candlelight: "Er... Ratboy Slim...?"
Klingon ship: "You left me to die in San Francisco harbour!"
Kirk: "I didn't-"
Klingon ship: "Shut up! Do you know what it's like sinking like that?! Apart from the humiliation, Gracie took a dump in my cargo hold. Do you how long it takes to get whale turd out of your hull? DO YOU???"
Barney's Moll was shocked when she saw Picard had toilet paper on his shoe.
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