Movie Caption Contest #141: I'm a Little Busy at the Moment

[Nerys Myk]

VICEROY: There was a mistake. You are not a clone of Picard after all. The doner was a fellow named "Dr. Evil."

SHINON: I guess that explains why this plan is so stupid and my attraction to animals with lasers attached.

 

[Skywalker]

Viceroy: "Mr. Hardy?"
Tom Hardy: "Yes?"
Viceroy: "We're here for your career."

 

[Gepard]

VICEROY [to DOCTORS, as they enter]: "...plus the rectal thermometer."

[SHINZON turns.]

 

[T'Boggan]

Styles: "Nothing on the ships TV tonight but Re-runs of Voyager...No 1, report to my cabin and shoot me to death right now!

Kruge: "Kirrkkkk! your family are shite at Hide and Seek. Let a Klingon warrior show you how its done!

Shinzon: "Whats with the guys in the white coats?"
Viceroy: Do I really have to tell you?

 

[Deranged Nasat]

These are all great!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Swagger stick: Go on, honey. You know it's the only way. Scotty's planning to kill you- you have to get to him first.

Styles: "I'm getting concerned about you, swagger stick. Why do you keep telling me these things?"

Kruge: "Duck, duck, duck....GOOSE!... No, no, that's not fair, I didn't pick you!"

"I caught you fair and square. Run faster next time".

Viceroy: "Purple gloves. Purple?"
Shinzon (primly): "I think it looks chic".

David Marcus: "Have you noticed the size of this Klingon's butt?"
Saavik: "Indeed. mQ'Dorhnl'ds has much to answer for"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Thanks for the win RB!

Styles: "How can you have a yellow alert in spacedock?"
Bridge: "Sir, someone is stealing the Enterprise..."
Styles: "Fuck it, we're insured."

Kruge: "Beam down the agonisers, the disrupters, industrial strength phase emitters, pocker neutron grenades, and five hundred canisters of R'Ay'dE nerve gas...

No wasp spoils a Klingon's picnic."

Shinzon: "We outgun the Federation flagship ten to one, we have Picard on the ropes, and now you refuse to fight. You had better have a good reason, Viceroy."
Viceroy: "They have deployed the crucifixes, garlic, and holy water. We are powerless."

 

[Rat Boy]

Comm officer: "Yellow alert, captain to the bridge, yellow alert!"

Styles: "Bridge, this is the captain. How can you have a yellow alert in Spacedock?"

Comm officer: "Sir, Captain Scott's taken over the all-you-can-eat buffet."

Styles: "I'm on my way."

Kruge: "I think we're on the wrong planet. This woman looks nothing like Saavik, this boy can't possibly be Kirk's son, and Spock over here doesn't look a thing like Zachary Quinto."

Picard (off screen): "You realize that you've committed an act of war against the Federation?!"

Viceroy: "War. War never changes."

Shinzon: "Must you keep saying that?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Viceroy: "YOU! SHALL! NOT! PASS!"
Shinzon: "'kay, you've just lost your staff privileges."

 

[Lieutenant Pika]

Odo: Since when did I have facial hair?

yeah wrong era but it's Auberjonois D:

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Viceroy: "Sir, the men and I have heard rumors that thousands of nubile, young, Earth females have developed an almost fetish-like erotic fascination for vampires. We feel this is something we would really like to explore further!"

 

[Candlelight]

"Yellow alert, captain to the bridge, yellow-"
"I WASN'T HAVING A WANK"
"Er what? I was gonna tell you about the yellow alert... someone is... oh never mind"

"Action stations! Set condition one throughout the ship! Have the vipers in their launch tubes and-"
"CUT! Sorry Eddie, but the producers feel you're just not right for this role"

Shinzon: "What is it?"
Viceroy: "Apologies Praetor, but you've been in the can for two hours now, and the medical team here thought your sphincter might've imploded by now."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Odo: Since when did I have facial hair?

yeah wrong era but it's Auberjonois D:

No, its not Rene Auberjonois.
Captain Styles was played by James B Sikking known for his role as Lt Howard Hunter on the 1980s TV series Hill Street Blues.

 

[Nerys Myk]

STYLES: ...and tell Doogie he's grounded! I dont care if he is the CMO!

 

[Candlelight]

"Captain to the bridge, yellow alert"
"Bridge, this is God"
"Yellow- sir?"
"No, this isn't your Captain, this is GOD!!"
"Sir, you're wasting time-"
"Ha! Only joking, this actually is your captain!"
"You're a douche sir"

 

[Candlelight]

Styles (thinking): "Hmmm... I wonder what those three turquoise lines and that green dot on that panel beside me actually do... that's just gonna bug the bejesus out of me all day..."

 

[Maurice]

COMM VOICE: Yellow alert! Yellow alert!
STYLES: Bridge, go to transwarp drive.
COMM VOICE: That's your answer to everything, sir.
STYLES: Zooooom!

REVEREND KRUGE: Yeah, I did some drugs, though probably not as many as you think. How many drugs do you think I did?
KIRK (over comm): A lot.
REVEREND KRUGE: Wow! Right on the nose!

VICEROY: The Scarlet Pumpernickle is about, masquerading as a gentleman!
Shinzon: Mayhap, perchance, foppish that I am, I might be the Scarlet Pumpernickle?
VICEROY: .........I buy it.

 

[T'Boggan]

Styles; "Styles to sick bay...what do you have for removing a torque wrench from your left ear which may or may not have got there during an irrational sexual adventure?"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

KRUGE: "Death to whoever forgot the dip!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Styles suddenly realized just WHY the contents of the beverage cup behind him tasted so much like his old childhood brand of laxative.

KRUGE: Don't contact me again until my soaps get ready to come on!!

And feed my targ so I don't have to get up during the commercials, dammit!!!

SHINZON: Are you the two escorts I ordered five hours ago?

About bloody time.