McCOY: Lemme guess, Spock...
V'Ger's into black light posters and Goth music, too?
Movie Caption Contest #139: The Revenge Of Special FX, Part One!
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McCOY: Lemme guess, Spock...
V'Ger's into black light posters and Goth music, too?
SCOTTY: Hope this isn't TOO forward a question to ask, Doctor Taylor...but when you and the Admiral are done with the wee beasties, would it be alright if I barbecued the lad and lass? I haven't had endangered species meat in YEARS.
McCOY: Lemme guess, Spock...
V'Ger's into black light posters and Goth music, too?
Spock: "Sorry, doctor -- V'Ger is angry because he did not get his check and could not pay the power bill. Also, that's 21st century classical film artist Danny Elfman, who perished in a fatal and mysterious poodle incident."
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McCOY: Lemme guess, Spock...
V'Ger's into black light posters and Goth music, too?
Spock: "Sorry, doctor -- weV'Ger is angry because he did not get his check and could not pay the power bill. Also, that's 21st century classical film artist Danny Elfman, who perished in a fatal and mystery poodle incident."
KIRK: That explains why Johnny Depp is over there waving at us.
Kirk: Everyone pose for the picture, so we can put this on FAIL Blog.
Spock: Admiral we can't see the Reliant on the viewscreen when we're in this nebula. We'll have to wait for times when the picture improves.
Kirk: Here's an idea, have somebody look out the window for them!
Sulu: Look it's a Bird!
Scotty: No it's a ship.
Kirk: It's a Bird of Prey, so I like Sulu's answer better.
Scotty: They started making those infernal noises Doctor, could ye tell me what they mean?
Gillian: They say "It looks like we hold all the power here now. We want high quality shrimp from now on."
Bear Alert
KIRK: These No-Frills Vacations that Starfleet Command is paying for just are NOT worth the time and trouble anymore.
SULU: This may be the first time I've front-ended someone and not been able to see what I'm doing.
KIRK: Quick, Mister Scott...target their overhead suspension wires and Christmas lights!!
SCOTTY: Aye. The wee beasties ARE beautiful to behold.
Remind me of me old Great Uncle Reginald...fat lad weighed almost as much. And smelled twice as bad.
DECKER: If only my dad could have lived to see this.
KIRK: Instead he died screaming and whining...going down the throat of a giant Space Cruller.
Sad when you think about it.
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