Movie Caption Contest #139: The Revenge Of Special FX, Part One!

[Turd Ferguson]

"Wow. Engaging an alien intruder... tractor beamed into said intruder... making first contact with an alien probe-recreation of our navigator... could today get any more exciting?!"

"All right, Scotty, I'm going to need all the power you can muster, Mister! I need maximum warp once we clear Earth's orbit..."

"Err... I'm over here."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Looks like Spock's intuition was correct. V'Ger didn't pay its light bill.

Quick...everyone back on the ship to get flashlights.

KIRK: EVASIVE BOWEL EMPTYING!!!

KIRK: Are they crippled?

SCOTTY: Temporarily, sir...at least until the ugly lads can park in front of another bluescreen for repairs!

SCOTTY: Maybe this is the worst possible time to mention, Admiral...but...I went in their tank before we beamed the wee beasties in here.

It's those Klingon food packs. I've told ye lads about them before. NOW may'be ye'll listen!!

Kirk fell for the oldest trick in the book.

The old "ACME Holographic Cliff Gag."

 

[cooleddie74]

ILIA-PROBE: V'Ger waits for us.

If the carbon units have not gone to the bathroom yet, I suggest they expel their waste matter now...it will be a long journey to reach V'Ger.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"...and a note that ship counselors who claim to be from the future AND claim to be certified pilots are no longer to be given control of the helm."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "I estimate our chances of reaching the heart of V'ger undetected at fifty-six percent. I must point out that our chances would be significantly higher if Mr. Sulu would stop shining a damned spotlight on us!"

Kirk (thinking): "OhGeezOhGeezOhGeez!! Concentrate! Keep your balance! Stay on your feet! They said it gets a lot easier once you get past the downhill straightaway!"

 

[Candlelight]

"Sir! Should I change course??"

"Nah, hold your course... it's just what they'll be expecting us to do..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Scotty, how many times have I told you to stop using the blotto filter on the view screen?"

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Yes Scotty, because we didn't move starboard quicker the mains were taken offline. Do we really need the Instant Replay?

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "Damn it. I hate when we get stuck behind a ship with training wheels."

Kirk: "Hey, who dropped the banana peel?"

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Now we're in the Mutara Nebula, we're safe now.

Spock: This Nebula is nicknamed, "The Nebula of Death."

Kirk: You couldn't have told me that before we came in here?

 

[Rat Boy]

George (in Whalese): <<I knew I should've taken that monster dump when I had the chance. Now I have to hold it for three centuries.>>

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Great. And NONE of you idiots remembered to bring any smoked eclipse goggles?

Most awkwardly-bluescreened acid trip EVER.

 

[cooleddie74]

This proved to be the last time that Captain Kirk trusted Mr. Decker to find a good and atmospheric picnic locale for the senior officers.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Power Walking. Really, really, REALLY powerful walking -- that's just how "Awesome" he is.

"Goddamnit -- did you leave the lights on again?"

"No, Shatner's topee fell off. That's his 'Awesome' shinning out."

"Oh. Can't it be something funny instead?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Must have been all those pot-laced marshmelons...

DECKER: Would this be a bad time to tell you guys I'm not insured or bonded?

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "I wish we'd gotten that dog door last time we were in drydock."

 

[6079SmithW]

Kirk: "Ah, damn it all to hell! He's figured out how to activate the lens flare generator!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Wow. Look over there.

It's that Mercury head dime I dropped back in drydock.

 

[cooleddie74]

J.J. Abrams' remake of WRATH OF KHAN took "lens flare" to a new and totally ridiculous and annoying level...

 

[tharpdevenport]

(NOT a fan of the series -- I just happen to e familiar with it and the picture from the end which has been parodied occassionally on shows)