Movie Caption Contest #135: Blu-Ray Blues - The Undiscovered Country
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Gorkon: "Ever seen a grown Klingon naked Mr. Spock?"
or
"Mr. Spock, do you like movies about gladiators?"
Gorkon: "Ever seen a grown Klingon naked Mr. Spock?"
or
"Mr. Spock, do you like movies about gladiators?"
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Aw, sympathy Peter Graves post... no fair...
Gorkon: "Ever seen a grown Klingon naked Mr. Spock?"
or
"Mr. Spock, do you like movies about gladiators?"
Aw, sympathy Peter Graves post... no fair...
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VALTANE: Sir, are you OK? You look pale.
SULU: I just had a horrible dream - that I was the father of this insanely nerdy boy who travels through time... do you have any idea what a 'Nissan Versa' is?
VALTANE: Sir, are you OK? You look pale.
SULU: I just had a horrible dream - that I was the father of this insanely nerdy boy who travels through time... do you have any idea what a 'Nissan Versa' is?
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Sulu: What in the hell is that?!
Valtane: That's all the money you could be saving with Geico, sir.
Sulu: What in the hell is that?!
Valtane: That's all the money you could be saving with Geico, sir.
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VALTANE: Sir?
Would this be a bad time to mention the men's room on Deck 9 Section A is overflowing?
VALTANE: Sir?
Would this be a bad time to mention the men's room on Deck 9 Section A is overflowing?
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SPOCK: To you, Chancellor Gorkon.
The architect of this movie's biggest plot point.
SPOCK: To you, Chancellor Gorkon.
The architect of this movie's biggest plot point.
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Valtane: "We have clearance, Clarence"
Sulu: "Roger, Roger; what's your vector, Victor?"
Valtane: "We have clearance, Clarence"
Sulu: "Roger, Roger; what's your vector, Victor?"
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VALTANE: You ate a Hot Pocket for breakfast this morning...didn't you sir?
A guy can tell.
VALTANE: You ate a Hot Pocket for breakfast this morning...didn't you sir?
A guy can tell.
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SPOCK:What are your feelings on peace with the Federation, Chancellor?
GORKON: Meh.
Not what the FOLKS back home want...but hey...if it makes my stock in the Tiburon Peace Institute go up, I'm all for it!
SPOCK:What are your feelings on peace with the Federation, Chancellor?
GORKON: Meh.
Not what the FOLKS back home want...but hey...if it makes my stock in the Tiburon Peace Institute go up, I'm all for it!
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"Hurry up Valeris, the food thingy wasn't working so Scotty got me this new one, and I'll be damned if I can't eat at least half of it before my next shift on the bridge."
"Hurry up Valeris, the food thingy wasn't working so Scotty got me this new one, and I'll be damned if I can't eat at least half of it before my next shift on the bridge."
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Sulu: No, it can't be...
Valtane: Yes, sir. Your acting career and its oncoming end.
Sulu: No, it can't be...
Valtane: Yes, sir. Your acting career and its oncoming end.
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VALTANE: Sir...is it just me...or is that the chick from MRS. COLUMBO walking around over there?
VALTANE: Sir...is it just me...or is that the chick from MRS. COLUMBO walking around over there?
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GORKON: Who here wants to hear the story of when I circumcised my first pet targ when I was a small child?
Anyone?
No?
Well. YOUR loss, then.
GORKON: Who here wants to hear the story of when I circumcised my first pet targ when I was a small child?
Anyone?
No?
Well. YOUR loss, then.
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Ensign (OS): "Sorry sir, Starfleet said no again."
Kirk: "But why not? I've given up having a wife and family for this job. All I ask for is a dog for company. That idiot Archer had a dog. Why can't I have one?"
McCoy: "Damn it Jim! This is all wrong."
Kirk: "I know Bones, we're obviously being set up."
McCoy: "No, not that. Since when does Klingon blood look like Pepto Bismol?"
Ensign (OS): "Sorry sir, Starfleet said no again."
Kirk: "But why not? I've given up having a wife and family for this job. All I ask for is a dog for company. That idiot Archer had a dog. Why can't I have one?"
McCoy: "Damn it Jim! This is all wrong."
Kirk: "I know Bones, we're obviously being set up."
McCoy: "No, not that. Since when does Klingon blood look like Pepto Bismol?"
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KIRK: So...nobody's gonna ask me what a REPLICATOR is doing on a twenty-third century starship?
No one?
Last call?
Fine, then.
Wallow in ignorance, then. I've got stuff to do.
KIRK: I sure hope that's pudding or yogurt.
McCOY: Well from the waist up it is. Can't vouch for south of his equator, though.
KIRK: So...nobody's gonna ask me what a REPLICATOR is doing on a twenty-third century starship?
No one?
Last call?
Fine, then.
Wallow in ignorance, then. I've got stuff to do.
KIRK: I sure hope that's pudding or yogurt.
McCOY: Well from the waist up it is. Can't vouch for south of his equator, though.
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VALTANE: Your orders, sir?
SULU:Fetch me my hashish pipe. And a pair of clean underwear.
VALTANE: Your orders, sir?
SULU:Fetch me my hashish pipe. And a pair of clean underwear.
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