Movie Caption Contest #135: Blu-Ray Blues - The Undiscovered Country

[Candlelight]

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McCoy: "My first clue he was dead came at 4:15 when my watch stopped. My second clue came three hours later at 4:15 when I noticed the dead, deceased corpse."

Kirk (to the Klingon on his right): "Whoa, big guy, you're gonna need something bigger if you think I'm gonna put my-"
McCoy (sighs): "It's for your wrists"
Kirk: "Oh"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

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Valtane: "What's happening now?"
Sulu: "It looks like they've strapped a bunch of corpses onto the outside of the ship."
Valtane: "Oh... why'd they do that then?"
Sulu: "To sneak past the Reavers."
Valtane: "But why...?"
Sulu: "Shut up and let me watch the movie, you dick!"

Meyer: "Suck it up Bill, you know the only way Nichelle agreed to be in this movie is if you wore her fright wig from the last one. Stop complaining!"

Spock: "So how come you're not in Tron Lega...?"
Gorkon: "Oh for Grethor's sake!"

Kirk: "All I did was ask after the wishbone..."
McCoy: "Redshirts not enough for you, eh Jim, now you turn on the medical staff!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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McCoy: Bondage and cannibalism. These Klingons sure know how to throw a good ol' Thanksgiving. And to think you wanted to serve meatloaf dressed up as turkey.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

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Gorkon: "I offer a toast! By Grabthar's hammer, by the moons of Nebia, we happy few, we band of brothers, should old acquaintance be forgot, worlds without end, amen!"
Spock (to Azetbur): "Wonderful stuff, this Romulan ale, eh?"

 

[Candlelight]

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Gorkon: "This toilet cleaner is an amazing colour of blue, isn't it?"
Spock: "Yes, they also use it in tampon commercials"

 

[Candlelight]

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Valtane: "What's happening now?"
Sulu: "It looks like she's entering the beauty pageant disguised as a model."
Valtane: "Oh... why's she doing that then?"
Sulu: "To find out where the bomb is."
Valtane: "Oh. Hey is that Captain Kirk?"
Sulu: "Shut up and let me watch the movie, you dick!"

 

[Rat Boy]

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Gorkon: "I offer a toast: to my daughter, for finally coming out of the closet."

Azetbur: "I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

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SPOCK: And the Captain wishes to thank your daughter for a wonderful night of "opening negotiations".

 

[Candlelight]

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Valtane: "What's happening now?"
Sulu: "It looks like they're getting ready to perform the procedure, even though they've been saying it repeatedly for half the movie now."
Valtane: "Oh... why is the android talking like a child?"
Sulu: "That isn't Data, that's B4, a plot device to give Brent Spiner a back door back into the franchise."
Valtane: "Oh. This blows, wanna go watch porn?"
Sulu: "Shut up and let me- wait, what kind of porn?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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Valtane: Message from Starfleet: There will be no Captain Sulu series. Signed, Berman, Admiral commanding.

 

[Candlelight]

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Valtane: "Sir... er... can you let go of it now please?"
Sulu: "I told you Lieutenant, not until we get home"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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Valtane: Sorry, sir, but no matter how hard you try, you'll never be Kirk.

 

[LeadHead]

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Sulu: Stardate 9214.3 Captain Hikaru Sulu Commanding USS Excelsior. After 3 years, I have completed my first assignment as Captain of this vessel, cataloging gaseous anomalies in the Beta Quadrant. We're heading home under Full Impulse Power.

Valtane: Captain, you do know that if we had used Warp Drive once in the last 3 years, we would have finished in 2 weeks right?

 

[cooleddie74]

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VALTANE: We there yet, sir?

SULU: Dammit, Lieutenant...NO, WE ARE NOT THERE YET!!! Go back to your station, or I will turn this ship around!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

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GORKON: Allow me to offer the traditional Earther toast, Captain Spock...


Here I sit broken hearted...paid a dime...and only fa...

SPOCK: WELL!!! Who here is ready to dine? I myself am famished!!

 

[Candlelight]

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Sulu: "Shit"
Valtane: "What?"
Sulu: "Rollers"
Valtane: "No..."
Sulu: "Yeah..."
Valtane: "Shit"

 

[BriGuy]

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And if you try to transfer me off this ship onto a cargo carrier again, sir, I'll send that photo to the admiral. You got my word on it.

Gorkon: You can not say to have truly experienced Romulan ale unless you've tried the kind made with real Romulans.

McCoy: He's dead, Jim.
Kirk: No shit, Sherlock.

 

[Candlelight]

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Gorkon: "I have not tasted Romulan Ale before Captain. Is it safe for Klingons to drink?"
Spock: "If it is not, I will make sure the two highest ranking officers on the ship clean up the mess!"
*Playful laughter erupts all round the table*

Kirk: "SPOCK CAN CLEAN UP HIS OWN FECKING MESS"

 

[Nerys Myk]

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MCCOY: What the hell, they have two of everything!!!!!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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Sulu: ...cataloging gaseous anomalies in Beta Quadrant.
Valtane: Should I make a note to the galley: "no more bean burritos for the remainder of the voyage"?