Movie Caption Contest #135: Blu-Ray Blues - The Undiscovered Country

[Santa Kang]

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VALTANE: It's Captain Kirk. He freezing to death on Rura Pentha.

SULU: Beam him a frikking blanket.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

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Gorkon: "Ever seen a grown Klingon naked Mr. Spock?"
or
"Mr. Spock, do you like movies about gladiators?"

 

[Candlelight]

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Gorkon: "Ever seen a grown Klingon naked Mr. Spock?"
or
"Mr. Spock, do you like movies about gladiators?"

Aw, sympathy Peter Graves post... no fair...

 

[BriGuy]

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VALTANE: Sir, are you OK? You look pale.

SULU: I just had a horrible dream - that I was the father of this insanely nerdy boy who travels through time... do you have any idea what a 'Nissan Versa' is?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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Sulu: What in the hell is that?!
Valtane: That's all the money you could be saving with Geico, sir.

 

[SantaEddie74]

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VALTANE: Sir?

Would this be a bad time to mention the men's room on Deck 9 Section A is overflowing?

 

[SantaEddie74]

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SPOCK: To you, Chancellor Gorkon.

The architect of this movie's biggest plot point.

 

[Candlelight]

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Valtane: "We have clearance, Clarence"
Sulu: "Roger, Roger; what's your vector, Victor?"

 

[SantaEddie74]

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VALTANE: You ate a Hot Pocket for breakfast this morning...didn't you sir?


A guy can tell.

 

[SantaEddie74]

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SPOCK:What are your feelings on peace with the Federation, Chancellor?

GORKON: Meh.

Not what the FOLKS back home want...but hey...if it makes my stock in the Tiburon Peace Institute go up, I'm all for it!

 

[Candlelight]

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"Hurry up Valeris, the food thingy wasn't working so Scotty got me this new one, and I'll be damned if I can't eat at least half of it before my next shift on the bridge."

 

[Santa Kang]

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SPOCK: So, Admiral. I wonder if we could reopen the matter of the Kobayashi Maru...

KIRK: It's been 40 years Spock! Give it a rest!!!!!!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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Sulu: No, it can't be...
Valtane: Yes, sir. Your acting career and its oncoming end.

 

[SantaEddie74]

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VALTANE: Sir...is it just me...or is that the chick from MRS. COLUMBO walking around over there?

 

[SantaEddie74]

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GORKON: Who here wants to hear the story of when I circumcised my first pet targ when I was a small child?


Anyone?


No?



Well. YOUR loss, then.

 

[Alrik]

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Ensign (OS): "Sorry sir, Starfleet said no again."

Kirk: "But why not? I've given up having a wife and family for this job. All I ask for is a dog for company. That idiot Archer had a dog. Why can't I have one?"

McCoy: "Damn it Jim! This is all wrong."

Kirk: "I know Bones, we're obviously being set up."

McCoy: "No, not that. Since when does Klingon blood look like Pepto Bismol?"

 

[Alrik]

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Spock: "Here's to you Chancellor, may your life be long and fulfilling."

One hour later....

Kirk: "If we make it out of this one Bones, remind me to never let Spock toast me."

 

[SantaEddie74]

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KIRK: So...nobody's gonna ask me what a REPLICATOR is doing on a twenty-third century starship?

No one?

Last call?

Fine, then.


Wallow in ignorance, then. I've got stuff to do.

KIRK: I sure hope that's pudding or yogurt.

McCOY: Well from the waist up it is. Can't vouch for south of his equator, though.

 

[SantaEddie74]

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VALTANE: Your orders, sir?

SULU:Fetch me my hashish pipe. And a pair of clean underwear.

 

[Alrik]

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Valtane: "I realise it's Captain's prerogative, but aren't the assless chaps supposed to be for 'off duty' hours?"

Sulu: "My ship, my rules."