Movie Caption Contest #131: Dressing Down, Dressing Up

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Bones, you brought me Booze!

McCoy: Who said that's for you? You get the Gift Certificate.

Crusher: What is it?

Picard: A Wedding Announcement. Did you Riker or Troi tell you they were dating again?

 

[Gepard]

"'Pigs in a blanket?' 'Hen fruit?' 'Shingle with a shimmy and a shake?' What the hell kind of restaurant is this?"

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: You sunk my Battleship.

 

[Gepard]

PICARD: "To Serve Man".
BEVERLY: It's a cook book.

Winner.

 

[Isis]

PICARD: "To Serve Man".
BEVERLY: It's a cook book.

Winner.

Agree.

 

[zephramc]

Kirk: R... R... Ro....Rom... Roman! Roman...
McCoy: It's Romulan Ale you blind old coot, which leads me to my next gift...

 

[zephramc]

McCoy: Happy Birthday Jim!
Kirk: The Cyber Penis 6000! I've a guest coming over tonight too. Rest assured will be putting this to good use!
McCoy: TMI Jim. TMI.

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "A gift, from me to you."

McCoy: "What a prick."

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "'Liquid Corbormite'... HA! This shit actually exists..."

Picard: "Does anyone remember when we used to be actors?"

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: "To Kirk from Carol. You're 20 years late on Child Support."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Crusher: Jean-Luc, there's something I've got to te--
Picard: I stop giving a shit about that two movies back. So you can forget about it.

Crusher: Jean-Luc, there's something I've got to te--
Picard: Yes, yes. Wesley is my son not Jack's. Now tell me should I order the bottle of the '42 or '47 for this diplomatic dinner.

Crusher: Jean-Luc, there's something I've got to tell yo--
Picard: Yes, Counselor Troi really has a penis. I already know that--first hand.

Crusher: Jean-Luc, there's something I've got to tell yo--
Picard: You can't act worth shit. Everyone knows that.

Crusher: Jean-Luc, there's something I've got to tell yo--
Picard: You're a terrible lay. Jack already told me.

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "I'm not getting into any of that kinky shit, Bones. There's a reason Janice Rand left in Season One"

Picard: "I'm not getting into any of that kinky shit, Beverley. There's a reason Tasha Yar left in Season One"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I'm not getting into any of that kinky shit, Bones. There's a reason David Bailey left in Season One."

Picard: "I'm not getting into any of that kinky shit, Beverly. There's a reason you left in Season One. Oh wait..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Picard: "I'm not getting into any of that kinky shit, Beverly. There's a reason why Worf was transfered to DS9."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Beverly: I'm not getting into any of that kinky shit, Jean-Luc. There's a reason Keenser left Delta-Vega.

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: I'm not getting into any of that kinky shit, Beverly.

Crusher: What the hell are you talking about? That's a Medical Report you Pervert.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Crusher: You aren't going to cry again are you? You look like you're about to cry. Everyone hates it when you cry!

 

[Rat Boy]

Crusher: You aren't going to cry again are you? You look like you're about to cry. Everyone hates it when you cry!

Picard: "It's because you snagged a damn whisker when you zipped my collar up." *sniff*

 

[LeadHead]

Crusher: You aren't going to cry again are you? You look like you're about to cry. Everyone hates it when you cry!

Picard: I'm sorry, it happens every time I read my bank statement.

 

[zephramc]

Crusher: You aren't going to cry again are you? You look like you're about to cry. Everyone hates it when you cry!

Picard: I'm sorry, I'm reading the script for Nemesis.