Movie Caption Contest #131: Dressing Down, Dressing Up

[Rat Boy]

The line must be drawn HEE-YAH, because it's time for another caption contest. First, let's smile and nod at...

For providing plenty of reason to wash your hand thoroughly, our winner is...

Diahhrea can strike without warning. And sometimes erupt from your face.

For setting off another raucous debate in the Trek Tech forum, our winner is...

Worf: They went to all that trouble to blow up the Enterprise D and this is the best they can do?

For breaking things down succinctly, our winner is...

COCHRANE: Why's this fella so twitchy?

GEORDI: Oh, that's easy. He's an idiot.

For referencing another caption contest in another forum and because his avatar reminds me that I've been playing Mass Effect 2 too much lately, our winner is...

DATA: "It is obvious to the most simple minded that Lore is of an inferior design."

RIKER: "The obvious visual evidence, Data, is that he is of the same design as yourself."

DATA: "Are you blind, Commander Riker? Well look at me. Look at me!"

PICARD: "You are skin on one side and android on the other."

DATA: "I am skin on the left side!"

And our Photoshop winner, who reminds of the days when The A-Team weren't shooting down unmanned drones with .50 caliber machine guns whilst plummeting from 50,000 feet....

Cochrane: I love it when a plan comes together.
Barclay: So does that big angry mud-sucker!
Geordie: Shut up, fool!!

Congratulations to our winners. For our first pic this week, Kirk checks to see that he didn't accidentally get a bottle of Windex for his birthday. For the second, Picard checks his notes to see just how Crusher got into back to back caption contests. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "And remember, don't mix this shit with Nyquil. You remember what happened with Rat Boy."

Picard: "So help me God, I'm going to teach you how to pronounce croissant properly if it's the last thing I do."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: 2283...

McCOY: Yep. Same year as the number of notches on your bedpost back on the old Enterprise!

BEVERLY: They're vegetarians?

I guess it was a BAD idea to wear eucalyptus-scented perfume all over my body then.

PICARD: AND to forget to douche this morning. But we won't go there...and neither will THEY now.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: This what I think it is?

McCOY: Peppermint PLAX mixed with some SCOPE.

Face it, Jim...your breath could wipe out an entire fleet of Gorn warships.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: What is it?

McCoy: Wow, you really need my next gift. It's a water bottle you idiot!

Picard: (Reading) "We regret to inform you we have decided that Captain Sisko will light the Torch at the 2375 Olympics."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Romulan ale? Bones...you SHOULDN'T have!!

McCOY: I didn't.

Found it stickin' outta some cadet's duffel bag near the Academy grounds. Waited 'til he was lookin' at a water fountain...and swiped the damn thing.

PICARD: "...To Whom it May Concern.

Roses are red...violets are blue...Captain Picard's got a small wiener...and it doesn't shoot any goo."


My, my...Commander Data's poetry skills have taken QUITE a beating since the Borg Queen incident, haven't they?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: I'll have you know that my penis size is the same as it was in the academy.
Crusher: Yeah, right.

 

[cooleddie74]

BEVERLY: So what do you think, Jean-Luc? Think a repertory company back on Earth would want to perform my new play?

PICARD: Depends.

Do you plan on leaving the title 'OF MICE AND MEN 2: LENNY'S WET VENGEANCE'?

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY: Now don't drink it ALL in one night, Jim...

In large amounts it works as an explosive laxative.


And there isn't an open laundromat within ten miles this evening!

 

[bullethead]

McCoy: Trust me, Jim. This is the best shit ever.
Kirk: The last time you said that, I almost caused a diplomatic incident by sleeping with that Klingon General's wife.

The announcement of the new iPad was met with mixed reaction.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Take once in the morning and once in the evening for irritable bowel syndrome.
McCoy: Yeah, the crew's been complaining about your gaseous anomalies. This stuff snuffed out my little squirt problem.

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: Liquid viagra?
BONES: They don't call me "Bones" for nuthin!

 

[Amaris]

KIRK: Hand sanitizer?
BONES: Well yeah. Let's face it Jim, we don't know where yours have been. No offense, but if I'm hangin' over the side of a cliff on some god forsaken planet and you reach down to pull me up, I don't want to think I'm being hauled up by you AND those working ladies you met in that brothel on Herpes II.

PICARD: "To Serve Man".
BEVERLY: It's a cook book.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Yeah, it says "mountain spring water", but its the same as what come from the tap.

PICARD: And if you could be the server for the large party in the back...

CRUSHER: The Ferengi? Great, there goes my tip!

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Look, pal, just because these uniforms make us look like waiters doesn't mean that we're going to step and fetch for you all night."

 

[scottydog]

Picard: "So this is what you've been finally trying to tell me."

Crusher: "Yes it is."

<pause>

Picard: "I'll begin shaving... down there... immediately."

 

[Nerys Myk]

CRUSHER: Yeah, its not Kindle, but the Ferengi who sold it to to me said its just as good. Half the price too.

PICARD:Everything's in a dead Bolian dialect!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: Look, Beverly, this girl on this video knows how to properly toss a salad.
Beverly: But, Jean-Luc, that's not lettuce.

 

[LeadHead]

Crusher: Jean-Luc, we've got to get to the reception!

Picard: No time for that! I just got out-bid on ebay!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

McCoy: "It's very old and very rare. It's called 'Colt 45' and I have it on good authority that it works every time!"

Picard: "I see the program for tonight is 'Lysistrata.' God, I hate that opera! I don't suppose I could interest you in staying in tonight for a little mattress mambo instead?"