Movie Caption Contest #125: Extras Credit

[cooleddie74]

The failed relaunch of TREK in the late 70s was a bellyflop for one reason and one reason only:

Too many Kenny Loggins fans on the production staff.

 

[John Picard]

(background voice) : "Umm, sir. We're over here."

Director: "I'm soooooooo wasted."

 

[zephramc]

(background voice) : "Umm, sir. We're over here."

Director: "I'm soooooooo wasted."

Nice catch. I'll add mine...

notJim Henson: and then... and then... and... so then I said, ossifer I'm not drunking drive... what whas I talk'n 'bout?... ROCK AND ROLL!!!.... WOOOOOO!

 

[cooleddie74]

The Jim Henson version of STAR TREK flopped when the Muppet team couldn't get Spock's ears to twitch on cue.

 

[cooleddie74]

COCHRANE: WOW.

Was my penis always that small and oddly-bent?

 

[John Picard]

Bald Gold Shirt: "Are you certain you should be taking the helm?"

Henson-lite: "Relax....man -- I do my *BEST DRIVING* when I'm stoned."

 

[cooleddie74]

SOMEDAY WE'LL FIND IT...

THE TIME-LINE CONNECTON...

THE NERO...

THE RO-BAU...

AND ME...

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:He was so drunk he thought this hole in the bank by the creek was an invisible outhouse.

RIKER:Too bad what he just DID down there wasn't invisible...ick.

 

[John Picard]

ShatmanHenson: "Can anyone work in an anus joke? (heartbeat) Anyone????"

 

[cooleddie74]

I'm offering hazard pay and a BONUS at the end of shooting if one of you guys can climb up there and get Shatner's ego down...

Anyone?

 

[Alrik]

A WIN!!! Thanks Rat Boy! What a great way to start out the year!

Blonde (thinking): 'Jeez, if this skirt were any shorter, I'd have two more cheeks to powder, and twice as much hair to comb.'

 

[Alrik]

Director (whispering): "Watch this." (turns towards blonde, raises voice) "Ah, there it is. Sweetheart, I dropped my pen on the floor up by the screen over to your left. Will you grab it for me?"

Blonde (under her breath): "The things I have to do to keep this part."

Frakes: CUT! C'mon. A little help here Jim? With my back, you're gunna put me in traction."

Picard: "What the hell? I ordered a cheese burger and fries....and where'd the stars go?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

BLONDE: So, um. Am I like Princess Leia or something?

 

[cooleddie74]

LOGGINS-HENSON: ...when Mr. Shatner arrives on the set, do NOT make eye contact.
If you do, his hairpiece will maul you alive.

 

[cooleddie74]

WILL: Great.

Stuck over three centuries in the past...with Borg everywhere...and we've gotta play nursemaid to an alcoholic with cataracts who thinks a creek is a bathtub.

Picard tried every trick in the Starfleet book...

but could never get off the Montgomery Ward mailing list.

 

[scottydog]

Queen: "I now pronounce you Sir Pain-in-the-butt."

Picard: "I knew it. My tricorder says you aren't quite human."

Picard: "Set your phaser to stunning, it's the Borg Queen!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Data's and Geordi's sensor readings couldn't be ignored. The PADDs spelled it out in stark realism.

The Enterprise was surrounded by an impenetrable wall of blue screen.

 

[Nerys Myk]

STEWART: Who had the salad?

QUEEN (under her breath): I said deliver it ,after the ceremony.

STEWART: I got a schedule to keep, granny. 10 bucks.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Whiteshirt: "Can I have your attention, please!"
Goldshirt: *snort* "Not while she's standing up there, Sparky!"

Picard: "Damned holodeck! I specifically requested Queen Guinevere - the Keira Knightley version!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

HENSON-LITE: Clear the set, Christian Bale is here!!!!