Movie Caption Contest #124: Year-End Closeout

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "No. For the guy who'll fuck anything, you'll need Admiral Kirk's table."

 

[Alrik]

McCoy: "To be honest, the last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."

Kamarag: "I swear, it was Sarek that stopped up the toilet.....he's right behind me, isn't he?"

Kirk: "I have just one question Spock. Where's the turbo lift car?"

Picard: "So about the finger in the ass thing...."

Guinan: "Not to worry, Jean-Luc, it's our little secret."

 

[Rat Boy]

Sir Patrick Stewart: "Make it sir!"

Goldberg: "Where's Gertch with his text face palm when we need it?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KHAN: I never forget a fish-faced, asswipe. Mister....Grignak

 

[T'Girl]

McCoy: "Look Robau, You pretty good, but Jim Kirk's the true bad-ass."

Robau: "And where is this "Jim Kirk" right now."

McCoy: "In the ladies powder room, shagging your date."

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[Rat Boy]

Kamarag: "I hate the theme from 'New York, New York!'"

Sarek: "I would advise that you listen to him. He's a noted Red Sox fan."

Kamarag: "You've never experience Terry Francona unless you've heard him argue with the ump in the original Klingon."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KAMARAG: And here you see the quintessential villain in this matter: James T. Kirk!

SAREK: Uh, that's you at Miami Beach. Nice speedo.

 

[Shatmandu]

<Sarek leans in and knees Ambassador B'Lowhard in the nuts.>
Sarek: "It is not polite to point."

Ambassador B'Lowhard: "Know this: there shall be no peace, so long as your KFC Value Meal does not come with a soft drink ..."

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Know this: there shall be no peace until you pull my finger!"

Sarak: "Pulling fingers is quite illogical."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KARAMAG: Down the hall to the left.

 

[Isis]

Star Trek's producers were not very amused the time Doohan brought a light saber onto the set.

In the parallel universe where most people had rods sticking out of their heads, even ordering drinks was cumbersome.

Royal Caribbean hated having Deanna Troi as a guest because she always fraternized too much with the help.

 

[Shatmandu]

<Sarek leans in and knees Ambassador B'Lowhard in the nuts.>
Sarek: "It is not polite to point."

Ambassador B'Lowhard: "Know this: there shall be no peace, so long as Holmes & Yoyo is not out on DVD/BluRay ..."

 

[Isis]

Maitre D': "Flo, show this gentleman and his dark-robed companion to our best table over there. And don't push the franks 'n' beans on them. The last diners who got that dish put a hole in our counter the size of Cleveland."

 

[Candlelight]

I'm back!

Looks like this thread is in full swing so I'll come back for #125.

Hope everyone had a good Christmas, etc.

 

[Isis]

Data: "Will, that's a beautiful brooch."
Riker: "That's no brooch, you idiot, that's my pierced nipple."

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY: Yer bloody father wanted ye to have this when ye were old enough...but Captain Kirk wouldn't allow it...

He was afraid ye might follow uncle Monty on some damn-fool buffet platter crusade like your cousin!

Nicky the Nose?

NAH, Dix. He hasn't been here since the other gang in town outed him from da closet.

BEVERLY:How is a joke about peeing in someone's eye socket even FUNNY?!

 

[cooleddie74]

KAMARAG: ...and THERE...

on Molor's door handle...

Was a BORG HOOK!!!

 

[Shatmandu]

Data, on stage: "So I said, 'Yes, Doctor, I am fully functional. But I am not desperate, so take your bottle of Captain Morgan and get out of my quarters.'"

 

[T'Girl]

Get out of my house Ambassador Sarek, and take Emperor Palpatine with you

Sarek: "Esteemed members of the Federation council. The Empire is a danger to the Federation, thousands of storm troopers stand ready to invade our space."

Palpatine: "The Empire is your friend."
Sarek: "The Empire is our friend."
Palpatine: "Storm troopers plant flowers."
Sarek: "Storm troopers plant flowers."
Palpatine: "Throw yourself out a airlock."
Sarek: "Please excuse me."

 

[Daneel]

KAMARAG: "There... hold the image. Hold! You see, Ambassador Sarek, we have audio-visual proof: you used to speak with a British accent. Now why in the hell did that change?!"

SAREK: "Pfft, anybody could've fabricated that recording. What else you got?"

PICARD: "I have to admit, the dreadlocks aren't really doing it for me. Couldn't you do something about that?"

GUINAN: "You're making critical comments about other people's hair?"

PICARD: "Touché."

A millisecond later, Riker greatly regretted responding to "Query, sir: Purple Nurple?"

FRAKES: "Oh, you didn't know? All of Gates' important scenes are going to end up on the cutting room floor! Isn't that just the funniest damn thing you've ever heard?"