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Movie Caption Contest #123: Holiday Free-For-All

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Rat Boy

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Quit waving your arms around like that, because it's time for another caption contest. First up, lets shrug our shoulders at...

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For not always getting what you what for the holidays, our winner is...

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KIRK: "Yes Bones, I'm well aware that it's the Federation's annual 'Hug a Vulcan Day', but I've got this one. Don't worry, though -- I think Spock will be coming through on the next lift, so you'll have a chance then."

McCOY (muttering): "Goddammit, every single time..."

For the caption that's dirty and yet clean at the same time, our winner is...

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Picard: "Ensign Crusher, prepare a full spread!"

Ensign Crusher: "Of torpedoes captain?"

Picard: "**cough** uhmmm yes, quite, torpedoes."

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Now, given the preponderance of Photoshops, I'm going to break it down into a couple categories. First up, two of our winners partied like it's 2007:

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Kirk: I Want A Hug McCoy, the entire ship is infested with Ass Rubbing McCoys!

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"This ... is ... SPARTA!!!"

Here's a couple wins for caption contest cross-pollination:

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Nero-Luc Picard: "AFTER WE GET BACK FROM TWO STAFF MEETINGS IN MY READY ROOM, FIRE EVERYTHING!!!"

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RIKER: Room for one more?

Let's give a hand to this Photoshop of Picard's hands:

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Picard: "...and when it's cold, this is what happens to Counselor Troi."

And finally, a special win for the man who doesn't settle for a simple eye roll emoticon:

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Picard: "Make it so-so."

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And yes, if you've been keeping score, you'll know that our very own scottydog has just reached the 20 win mark and thus is automatically inducted into the Movie Caption Contest Hall of Fame. Enjoy your medallion:

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This week, we're trying something different. Being that it's the holidays, most of our schedules will be messed up for the coming week, with either too much or too little time for captioning. Therefore, for this contest, I decided to shake things up.

As the title implies, this is a free-for-all; if you feel like it, put up your own picture for captioning. Anything from the eleven Trek feature films is up for grabs. I'll be picking five winning captions and if someone gets a win for captioning one of your pictures, you too will get credit for it. Word of caution: in order to accomodate the limits of the forums and those who don't have large monitors (Santa should be alleviating that for me this week), please downsize large pictures. I usually set the width at 850 pixels, which is what the standard def images are set at over at Trekcore. Or, you can just caption like you normally do; it's up to you. I'll get us started with a couple pictures. Have fun:

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Nimoy: "Want some Koolaid?"

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Riker: "I knew Jadzia was into the dirty stuff, but damn!"
 
Hey, a win! Thanks much!


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Sulu: "It's him. Nipple-check confirms."



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Riker: "Welcome back. Deanna told me about the whole just-yanking-it-while-squeezing-her-buttcheeks thing. I told everyone on the ship, and I sent it subspace to DS9."



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Shatner: "I think a death scene would be great for yor character. Think about it."
 
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Saavik: "So about that night on Genesis..."

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Riker: "You do remember how to just respond to orders and not have any noteworthy dialogue, do you?"

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Nimoy: "Oh, I've been keeping busy. Writing, photography, acting in Mission: Impossible, hosting In Search Of. What about you?"

Shatner: "I...won five bucks in the lottery last week."
 
Me? Hall of Fame? This is definitely going on my resume! Thank you. :)

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McCoy: "How come, if I'm the first actor to die, they didn't use this genesis thing to regenerate me??"


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Riker: "Love your ridges... so sweaty... so familiar... I've just got to touch...."


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Spock: "I have been in deep Vulcan prayer."

Kirk: "Did your prayer come true."

<Spock takes Kirk's wrist, listens>

Spock: "Negative."
 
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Nimoy: "Don't tell anybody, but for the first ten weeks of shooting, I thought George was one of those animatronic things like at Disneyland."
 
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NIMOY: All I'm saying is that the plot reminds me of "the Changeling"

SHATNER: That was like 10 years ago! Who's gonna notice?
 
This is the last thread I'll be doing this year, and only until Wednesday. I'll miss next weeks cos I'm away in central middle earth and not on my pc much. Just want to wish every here a merry christmas, safe and happy new year and thanks for a year of unbelievably good laughs in this forum. Special thanks to Rat Boy for keeping it real.

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Spock (to Kirk): "Your name... is Jim...?" (to Sulu) "and your name... is Tuesday"
Sulu: "Oh my"

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Riker: "How many fingers-"
Worf: "There are four- no, I'm not doing this. Every week someone tries the whole four lights bollocks and it's getting boring. I mean who really finds that funny anymore? There's only so many-"
Riker: "Geez Worf, I was only gonna ask how many fingers Jadzia takes. Get a grip"

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Spock: "I can see your torpedo in those pants"
 
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Spock: "I hear Brittany Murphy just died."
Kirk: "That's sad. She was the most... human"
Spock: "Actually she was Andorian with a bad skin complex, but I know what you're getting at"
 
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Nichols (sotto voce to Koenig): "There it is. George just went for the cheap feel. You owe me ten bucks, sucker!"


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Riker: "All I'm sayin' is...if you ever want to swap some Jadzia for a little Deanna some night..."


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Nimoy: "I think they're using the same ears from the TV show. They smell like stale cheese."
 
A win! Thanks, Rat Boy!

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KIRK: "So Spock, are you feeling any adverse effects from that whole Genesis Planet regeneration deal?"

SPOCK: "Adverse? Are you kidding? I haven't felt this good in ages -- this is the best shape I've been in since the 2260s. Go ahead, feel these pecs."

SULU: "Oh my!"
 
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SPOCK: So anything happen with my body while it was regenerating on Genesis?

SAAVIK: **coughs**
 
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Riker: "She told me about the time you yelled out the Captain's name during orgasm. I put that shit on Facebook this morning."
 
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Nimoy (looking around for the director): "I wonder if I've got time to run down to the commissary for some cigarettes."

Shatner: "I quit smoking, you know."

Nimoy: "Oh, go fuck yourself!"
 
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Shatner: "Really? Photos of fat women? How much you pay them?"
Nimoy: "All the Leonard they can eat."
 
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