Quit waving your arms around like that, because it's time for another caption contest. First up, lets shrug our shoulders at...
For not always getting what you what for the holidays, our winner is...
For the caption that's dirty and yet clean at the same time, our winner is...
Now, given the preponderance of Photoshops, I'm going to break it down into a couple categories. First up, two of our winners partied like it's 2007:
Here's a couple wins for caption contest cross-pollination:
Let's give a hand to this Photoshop of Picard's hands:
And finally, a special win for the man who doesn't settle for a simple eye roll emoticon:
And yes, if you've been keeping score, you'll know that our very own scottydog has just reached the 20 win mark and thus is automatically inducted into the Movie Caption Contest Hall of Fame. Enjoy your medallion:
This week, we're trying something different. Being that it's the holidays, most of our schedules will be messed up for the coming week, with either too much or too little time for captioning. Therefore, for this contest, I decided to shake things up.
As the title implies, this is a free-for-all; if you feel like it, put up your own picture for captioning. Anything from the eleven Trek feature films is up for grabs. I'll be picking five winning captions and if someone gets a win for captioning one of your pictures, you too will get credit for it. Word of caution: in order to accomodate the limits of the forums and those who don't have large monitors (Santa should be alleviating that for me this week), please downsize large pictures. I usually set the width at 850 pixels, which is what the standard def images are set at over at Trekcore. Or, you can just caption like you normally do; it's up to you. I'll get us started with a couple pictures. Have fun:

For not always getting what you what for the holidays, our winner is...
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KIRK: "Yes Bones, I'm well aware that it's the Federation's annual 'Hug a Vulcan Day', but I've got this one. Don't worry, though -- I think Spock will be coming through on the next lift, so you'll have a chance then."
McCOY (muttering): "Goddammit, every single time..."
For the caption that's dirty and yet clean at the same time, our winner is...
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Picard: "Ensign Crusher, prepare a full spread!"
Ensign Crusher: "Of torpedoes captain?"
Picard: "**cough** uhmmm yes, quite, torpedoes."
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Now, given the preponderance of Photoshops, I'm going to break it down into a couple categories. First up, two of our winners partied like it's 2007:
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Kirk: I Want A Hug McCoy, the entire ship is infested with Ass Rubbing McCoys!
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"This ... is ... SPARTA!!!"
Here's a couple wins for caption contest cross-pollination:
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Nero-Luc Picard: "AFTER WE GET BACK FROM TWO STAFF MEETINGS IN MY READY ROOM, FIRE EVERYTHING!!!"
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RIKER: Room for one more?
Let's give a hand to this Photoshop of Picard's hands:
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Picard: "...and when it's cold, this is what happens to Counselor Troi."
And finally, a special win for the man who doesn't settle for a simple eye roll emoticon:
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Picard: "Make it so-so."
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And yes, if you've been keeping score, you'll know that our very own scottydog has just reached the 20 win mark and thus is automatically inducted into the Movie Caption Contest Hall of Fame. Enjoy your medallion:

This week, we're trying something different. Being that it's the holidays, most of our schedules will be messed up for the coming week, with either too much or too little time for captioning. Therefore, for this contest, I decided to shake things up.
As the title implies, this is a free-for-all; if you feel like it, put up your own picture for captioning. Anything from the eleven Trek feature films is up for grabs. I'll be picking five winning captions and if someone gets a win for captioning one of your pictures, you too will get credit for it. Word of caution: in order to accomodate the limits of the forums and those who don't have large monitors (Santa should be alleviating that for me this week), please downsize large pictures. I usually set the width at 850 pixels, which is what the standard def images are set at over at Trekcore. Or, you can just caption like you normally do; it's up to you. I'll get us started with a couple pictures. Have fun:

