Movie Caption Contest #122: Body Language

[Shatmandu]

 

[Skywalker]

Picard: "Maximum warp, Ensign Rudolph. These presents won't deliver themselves!"

 

[scottydog]

After the ship's Christmas party....

Police officer (OS): "Now touch your nose with your fingertip."

Picard: "Thisth is ridiculamous... <hiccup>... I can shold my liquer, ossifer.... the wine must be drawn heah... <hiccup>"

 

[Isis]

Picard: "Hey, who switched the Right Guard with the laundry starch? I can't get my arm down."

 

[Shatmandu]

(Still at the Christmas party ...)
Picard: "Mr. LaForge, please refrain from making photocopies of your buttocks. <turns> And if I anyone else has sex with Guinan in my ready room, I'm shutting this bitch down. THIS FAH, NO FURTHAH!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "No, let's not waste any more photon torpedo cases. <lowers voice, leans closer> Just stick him in the corner of the shuttle bay; next time the doors open ... shoosh!"

 

[Candlelight]

"You! You told Tasha seven years ago you were fully functional! Get over here and give me a cleveland steamer"

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "Somebody get some pants on Santa. And Beverly."

Picard: "Mr. Worf is not a reindeer, Wesley."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "Sorry, Doctor, this is a sodomy-free elevator."

McCoy: "Ok, fine. I'm sorry I stuck my finger up your ass so you wouldn't die from cancer. Now will you let me on the fucking elevator?"

Picard: "OBJECTION!!!!"

Picard: "TIME TO D-D-D-DUEL!!!!!"

Nero: "Who's been holding up the damn elevaator?"

Kirk: "Spock was using the turbolift shaft for his rocket boot practice again."

Nero: "SPOOOOOCK!!!!!!!!!! SPOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!!!"

 

[T'Girl]

Picard: "Ensign Crusher, prepare a full spread!"

Ensign Crusher: "Of torpedoes captain?"

Picard: "**cough** uhmmm yes, quite, torpedoes."

.

 

[Candlelight]

McCoy: "Have you seen Saavik?"
Kirk (giggling): "No, why?"
McCoy: "Well, if you see her she has to get to sickbay, scans indicate she's gonna gain like 500lbs over the next decade unless I stop it"
Kirk: "Pfft, like that's gonna happen. Hey, where did Ensign Lattimer go? He was in here with... me"
Saavik: *burps*

Picard: "It's prostate time, Mr Worf, now jump backwards up here, I can't be bothered moving my arm"

Kirk: "I'm Captain James T. Kirk, to whom am I speaking?"
Nero: "Hi Jim, I'm Nero"
Kirk: "What are you-"
Nero: "SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!"
Kirk: "???"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Make it ho, ho, ho.

 

[Nerys Myk]

NERO: Jim Kirk was a snot nosed, arrogant punk. But that was a another life.

 

[Bad Atom]

McCoy: "Has anyone seen my ass-rubbing clone?"
Saavik: *pleasurable moan*

 

[Candlelight]

Picard: "All I want for Christmas... is you... number one..."

 

[Isis]

Picard: "Hey, who switched the Right Guahd with the laundry stahch? I can't get my ahm down."

 

[Starpaul20]

Balok puppet: You have one more minute to open that damn elevator.

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "Ensign Crusher, prepare a full spread!"
Ensign Crusher: "Of torpedoes captain?"
Picard: "**cough** uhmmm yes, quite, torpedoes."

That's a great one.

Picard: "You missed a spot, Mistah Worf."
Worf: "If you were any other customer, I WOULD KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND."

 

[scottydog]

Picard: "How long until your panties are dry, Beverly?"

 

[LeadHead]

I thought Robin Curtis would be on this elevator!

Picard: Engage!

Riker: Where are we going Sir?

Picard: I don't know, wherever our next mission is. Engage!

Data: But we haven't finished our mission here yet Sir.

Picard: Fine, lets finish our job here and then we move on to our next one, then we Engage! to there.

Worf: Sir, Starfleet has requested that we wait here until further orders.

Picard: Damn!