Kirk: "I'll never get use to this new Enterprise Saavik. I mean look at that Bridge. And when did Sulu grow his hair long? And become a woman?"
Saavik: "Stardate 237-"
Kirk: "Never mind"
Movie Caption Contest #122: Body Language
- Thread starter Rat Boy
- Start date
- Status
Kirk: "I'll never get use to this new Enterprise Saavik. I mean look at that Bridge. And when did Sulu grow his hair long? And become a woman?"
Saavik: "Stardate 237-"
Kirk: "Never mind"
Picard: "Helm, too many photoshops already, engage!"
KIRK: "Yes Bones, I'm well aware that it's the Federation's annual 'Hug a Vulcan Day', but I've got this one. Don't worry, though -- I think Spock will be coming through on the next lift, so you'll have a chance then."
McCOY (muttering): "Goddammit, every single time..."
PICARD: "Quickly, Mr Data: what is the likelihood of someone taking this picture, adding some sort of lame caption like 'Mr. Worf, prepare to hit it with everything we've got', and then putting it in a 'thread bombs' collection?"
DATA: "By my calculations, there is a ninety-seven point two percent chance of such an occurrence happening."
PICARD: "Trek fans... so bloody predictable."
"Ah, Bones! Do come in! You're the missing piece of the puzzle! Mr. Spock and Scotty are on their way. We're going to try an ancient Earth practice known as D.V.D.A."
"QUICKLY, NUMBER ONE! PULL MY FINGER!"
Picard: You get two chances to smell my finger and guess where I last put it.
Saavik (thinking): "Yikes! Nice camel tail."
"Admiral! There'll be whales here in about 10 years if you're not careful!"
Kirk: Bones!! Quit doing that "I'm trapped in a box" mime shit and get in the fuck'n lift!
Kirk (snickering): "Bones, don't turn around, but here comes 'Fast Sally' Benderman with a fresh one!"
Kirk: I Want A Hug McCoy, the entire ship is infested with Ass Rubbing McCoys!
Investigator: "Alright Captain, show us on the viewscreen where Commander Riker touched you"
Picard: "There! In the Dandy Nell"
Riker: "You fucking liar!?!"
Kirk: "But I used a private number! ...Crap."
McCoy: "Bullshit: you ordered it. We got your shit on caller-ID."
Picard: "To-the-salad-bar-warp-nine-ENGAGE."
Saavik: "Shit, it's still breakfast. I want fries."
Kirk, stepping out: "I know the manager ..."
Kirk: "'Lenny?'"
McCoy: "I lost my retirement. Invested it all in Harry Mudd's alpaca farms."
Saavik, inhaling deeply through nose: "Kholinar ..."
Picard: "There! There's Waldo!"
"This ... is ... SPARTA!!!"
- Status
Similar threads
