Movie Caption Contest #122: Body Language

[cooleddie74]

QUICK, Lursa!!

Pull it!! Before the casserole passes!!

 

[cooleddie74]

WHO'S been holding up the damn movie?!

 

[Alrik]

McCoy: "What took so long?"

Kirk: "Sorry Bones. Must be an age thing. My back petered out and my peter backed out."

Picard: "To infinity........and BEYOND!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

How can he possibly resist the maddening urge to erradicate history at the mere push of a single button? The beautiful, shiny button? The jolly, candy-like button? Will he hold out, folks? Can he hold out?

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "Saavik is pissed that you gave her a mammography and didn't tell her they're not recommended any more for Vulcans and Romulans her age."

McCoy: "Well, I'm a doctor, not a person with a shred of sensitivity."

 

[Candlelight]

"Mr Carson, there's a smudge on the lens, right here- OOPS! Now there's a sweaty fingerprint too"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Space Cashier (garguggled voice): "Hello, and welcome to Space Burger; maybe I take your order?"

Picard: "Yes, I'd like a cheeseburger, onion rings, and a large orange drink. So help you if there are no onion rings!!!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Doesn't have the same impact unless you're naked in a trenchcoat, Doctor."

McCoy: "Get your nuts nerve-pinched on your own time, Admiral."

 

[SRFX]

"Prepare for LUDICROUS SPEED!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "That bastard Russell Crowe thinks he's a better Robin Hood than I am? Set a course for Australia and arm all weapons!"

 

[Char Aznable]

Picard:

 

[scottydog]

Picard: "...and when it's cold, this is what happens to Counselor Troi."

 

[scottydog]

Conductor Picard: "Your trombone isn't keeping up with the beat, Commandah Rikah."

Picard: "A French Englishman like myself doesn't need to talk with his hands like an Italian to make a point!"

 

[Candlelight]

"Helm, set course for that direction, maximum warp"

*ship breaks in half*

Picard: "My right nipple is out of control. All hands, abandon ship!"

 

[John Picard]

After the ship's Christmas party....

Police officer (OS): "Now touch your nose with your fingertip."

Picard: "Thisth is ridiculamous... <hiccup>... I can shold my liquer, ossifer.... the wine must be drawn heah... <hiccup>"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "When the crowd say Bo, SELECTA!"

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY: Why the blazes does this turbolift smell like lubricant and chili dogs?!

THERE!!

I just spotted this movie's hidden R2-D2 Easter Egg!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Alright, Jim.

Don't B.S. me.

WHERE is my penis pump?

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: "Ah, good, Bones. What time is the ship's Christmas shindig supposed to start again?"

McCoy: "How the hell should I know? I'm a doctor, not a party planner."

De Kelley: "Ya know. If you two don't start cutting back a little, you're both going to be, like this big, in another 20 years."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Oh yeah? Well, for your information, Saavik and I would both rather be fat and sassy than a walking broom handle like you!"