Movie Caption Contest #120: Blu-Ray Blues - The Final Frontier
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Spock: Jim, I have just returned from an alternate timeline.
Kirk, uninterested: Really? Fascinating.
Spock: In the alternate timeline, your father died moments after your birth. You grew up without him, without direction or focus in your life. To be blunt, Jim, you were a bit of an asshole.
Kirk: How terrible for... uh... me. I guess I'm fortunate to be in this reality, where my father saw me become captain of the Enterprise.
Spock: But, this James T. Kirk scored with 20 times the babes, including that Orion girl at the academy who wouldn't give you the time of day.
Kirk: Damn. If you go again, can I come with you?
Kirk: "You mean to say that in an alternate timeline I rammed my uncle's car into the Iowa Grand Canyon?"
Spock: "Just like you rammed Janice Rand."
Kirk: "I rammed the car with it's legs tied behind it's head?"
Kirk: "You mean to say that in an alternate timeline I rammed my uncle's car into the Iowa Grand Canyon?"
Spock: "Just like you rammed Janice Rand."
Kirk: "I rammed the car with it's legs tied behind it's head?"
Spock: "No. Like Janice, the car disappeared, hit rock bottom, and was never heard from again."
Kirk: "You mean to say that in an alternate timeline I rammed my uncle's car into the Iowa Grand Canyon?"
Spock: "Just like you rammed Janice Rand."
Kirk: "Like Rand? Oh good. Then it was over in a second."
Spock: "No, you bailed before finishing. "
Kirk: "You mean to say that in an alternate timeline I rammed my uncle's car into the Iowa Grand Canyon?"
Spock: "Just like you rammed Janice Rand."
Kirk: "Like Rand? Oh good. Then it was over in a second."
Spock: "No, you bailed before finishing. "
Spock: "Like most of the other women you slept with."
Kirk: "While weeping and yanking hard on my testicles?"
Spock: "Just like you rammed Janice Rand."
Spock: "Did you get a boob job?"
Spock: "Just like you rammed Janice Rand."
Kirk: "By squeezing her buttcheeks together and je-"
Spock: "Dude, the restaurant is right there, why go for the takeaway?"
Spock: "Did you get a boob job?"
"And put on like 50lbs?"
Luke Skywalker, offscreen: "I care."
Kirk: "Think anyone gives a shit about us?"
Spock: "Nope."
Kirk: "Pretty hard to drive a Corvette while in a tube top and stiletto heels ..."
Spock: "Just like you rammed Janice Rand."
Kirk: "While weeping and yanking hard on my testicles?"
Kirk: "You mean to say that in an alternate timeline I rammed my uncle's car into the Iowa Grand Canyon?"
Spock: "Just like you rammed Janice Rand."
Spock: "In both cases it was a dry barren hole and a cop was after you."
Kirk: "You mean to say that in an alternate timeline I rammed my uncle's car into the Iowa Grand Canyon?"
Spock: "Just like you rammed Janice Rand."
Kirk: "Hope I remember to give the cop a fake name."
Luke Skywalker, offscreen: "I care."
Kirk: "Think anyone gives a shit about us?"
Spock: "Nope."
Han Solo: "I don't know; do you think a Vulcan and a guy like me...?"
Luke: "No."
McCoy: Google Maps lied! The picture said there would be an idiot trying to break into a car at that spot!
Admiral Bob: Jim, we have an important assignment for you.
Kirk: Sorry, but i only take orders from Admiral if they transmit in High Def.
Spock: Captain, this is not necessary, we have a large stockpile of stun grenades-
Kirk: Shut up!
Klaa: Lower the scope!
Vixis: It won't be installed until Tuesday.
Kirk: Spock, what's that behind us?
Spock: I believe that is a scan of your Raw Nerve Captain.
God: Kirk, Captain of the Enterprise you and your crew shall have a task to make them an example in these Dark Times.
Kirk: Good Idea, o Lord!
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