Movie Caption Contest #120: Blu-Ray Blues - The Final Frontier

[Alrik]

McCoy: "Bird watching with binoculars my ass. This is Jim's VR porn similator....I wonder where he hid the attachments."

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Hey look, I'm an X-Man!!!!

"Keep it steady... keep it steady... OH FUCK I JUST FRIED A SQUIRREL"

Ah well. I'll just toss it in the pot with the Bourbon and Beans, just like grandma McCoy's recipe calls for.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: (over comm) Well?

McCoy: A little to the left.

Kirk: (Over comm) Bones, I know you want the painting to hang straight, but this is ridiculous!

Admiral Bob: We need you for a very important mission Jim.

Kirk: The Enterprise isn't ready Sir.

Admiral Bob: It's not my fault you decided to redesign the whole Ship. Now Just use the Corridors from TNG and get your Butt moving!

Uhura: I've always wanted to play for a captive audience.

Thug: You do know we can just turn and run away right?

Klaa: Well?
Vixis: The calculations are complete, this is the first time in Trek history where they intentionally gave the guy less clothes than the girl.

Kirk: Spock, what is it?

Spock: Unknown, but we had better not aim the camera at it.

Kirk: Why?

Spock: It would cause lens flare and we can't have any of that in Star Trek movies.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Way to go Jim, you blew up another ship and I'm all out of pep talks.

 

[Shatmandu]

God: "There. That's better."

 

[Alrik]

With the tips not coming in, Uhura decided to 'moon' the crowd.

 

[Candlelight]

"That's no moon... it's a space station... doing a fan-dance"

 

[Shatmandu]

 

[Maxillius]

Admiral: And *you* thought you were getting a slap on the wrist. HAH!

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock had trouble believing it, too.

 

[Shatmandu]

Admiral Exposition: "Your crew have stopped complaining about sexual harrassment. Everything okay?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

ADMIRAL BOB: The flame decals and the headers will have to wait, we need the Enterprise now!

 

[Shatmandu]

Admiral Exposition: "All right, I gotta go: some asswipe started a huge forest fire in Yosemite ..."

Admiral Exposition: "Did you really threaten to <looks at report> 'phaser into oblivion' a Little Caesars Pizza for forgetting your Crazy Bread?"

 

[Mistral]

The three moons of Nimbus III.

 

[Mistral]

"...and another thing, God. We've got two hand and a mouth. Why only two breasts?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

NIMBUS GUY (OS) You wanna sit down? The moon rises on this planet are the only thing worthwhile

 

[Shatmandu]

The perv in me wants to buy a flat screen and a BluRay player just for this scene.

But then the regular human in me throttles the perv and puts him in the garage, in the old locker with the paint cans.

Kirk: "What does God need with an enema kit?"

 

[S'kai]

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Light: There are FOUR humans !

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Think anyone gives a shit about us?"

Spock: "Nope."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk: "Think anyone gives a shit about us?"

Spock: "Nope."

SPOCK: Now you've done it. They've noticed us.