Movie Caption Contest #120: Blu-Ray Blues - The Final Frontier

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"SHOT THROUGH THE HEART! AND YOU'RE TO BLAME! Vixis, you give love...a bad name..."

 

[Candlelight]

Sybok: "Behold! The true face of God!"

Kirk: "I think I'm in big trouble."

McCoy: "I think we all are, Jim..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Sybok: "Behold! The true face of God!"

Kirk: "I think I'm in big trouble."

McCoy: "I think we all are, Jim..."

I CAN HAZ STARSHIP?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: "There's banthas alright, but I can't see any... wait. Yeah, sand people..."

Kirk: "What the hell, can someone clear that image up..."
Ensign noname: "Your glasses, sir?"
Kirk: "Shit, I left them in 1986. Hold on, wasn't the beauty of that plan, that I would get them back? I may have figured wrongly..."

Paul Atreides: "We have wormsign like you can never believe."
Chani: "Best thumper ever."

"This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Klaa Sparrow! "

Shatner: "I think I need more lines in this scene. Who's directing this piece of crap?"
Nimoy: "You are."
Shatner: "I forgot for a minute."
Nimoy: "We live in hope."

God: "Dammit Spock, you blinked. Now I'll have to take another one. Say cheese..."

Shatner: "I think Paramount have really screwed me over on this one Len, the effects budget slashed, no resources, no Rockmen."
Nimoy: "It's worse than you think Bill, we're being released against Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade."
Shatner: "Indiana Jones! Shit. They'll have to beg me to do another one of these. If ever the day comes that I whine about not being in Star Trek, you can shoot me."

 

[Shatmandu]

Vixis: "These on-the-bridge urinals are your best idea yet, sir."

Kirk: "We're not getting much play in this contest."

Shatmandu: "You're God. Go back and look at the ones I wrote the first time."

 

[scottydog]

Vixis: "Captain Uhura, please never again come to the bridge without first applying your makeup."

Kirk: "Took me weeks to get her makeup off my face after that first interracial spit-swapping."

Spock: "Consider yourself lucky that she wore it."

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "Jim, do you see what I see?"

Kirk: "No, I'm looking in an entirely different direction."

 

[Daneel]

UHURA: "Hello boys. I... Hey! What the hell?! Where are they? They're not even looking at me! What gives?"

KIRK: "I'm sorry, Uhura, I completely forgot -- we're in high-definition now. I should've known this wouldn't work."

UHURA (glares at him): "And what's that supposed to mean?"

KIRK: "Uhh, nothing, Commander, nothing at all. Come on baby -- you know you've still got it!"

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "The light, Bones, I see the light!"

McCoy: "Jim, hate to tell ya, but the light you see is cellulite."

 

[Candlelight]

Spock: "I'm looking at the knees of God..."
Sybok: "I'm looking at the face of God..."
McCoy: "I'm looking at the right shoulder of God..."
Kirk: "GIVE ME BACK MY HAIRPIECE YOU BASTARD!"

 

[Candlelight]

Moments later, McCoy had the urge to put the band back together.

 

[cooleddie74]

KLAA: Plot a course to the nearest German rave!!

Maximum warp!!

We'll fit in NICELY.

LAURENCE LUCKINBILL: It's only a low-budget model.

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA: Be glad I'm backlit, boys...

If you saw what's below the equator, you'd hurl until you passed out from dehydration.

 

[Candlelight]

God didn't like what he saw. He hurled two moons at Uhura before getting bored and decided to play around with evolution to fuck off the religious inhabitants of several planets he had created.

 

[cooleddie74]

TWO MOONS OVER PARAMOUR

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:Gene Simmons can put on one helluva show, can't he?

SYBOK:Bitchin'.

 

[Alrik]

SWEET! Thanks for the WIN!

Time: February, 2007
Place: JJ Abrams' theatre room, TFF playing

Abrams: "That's it! I know what the new movie will need more of! The fans will love it!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Is it real?

Or is it SHAKAREEMOREX?(tm)

 

[cooleddie74]

There are four huge globes in this photograph.

Guess which two are fake, and win a prize.

 

[Alrik]

KLAA: "Place both hands on your station....HA, you're out Vixis, I didn't say 'Simon Says'."

LAURENCE LUCKINBILL thinking:'I've won a freakin' Emmy. The things I'll do for a paycheck.'