McCoy: "He's definitely getting closer, Jim"
Kirk: "Er, Bones..."
Movie Caption Contest #120: Blu-Ray Blues - The Final Frontier
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McCoy: "He's definitely getting closer, Jim"
Kirk: "Er, Bones..."
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Admiral: "It's a conspiracy against Candlelight. You see, Rat Boy changes out the contest on Sunday, and Candlelight starts a day behind, on Monday."
Kirk: "Dumbass."
"And he answers in 25 frames per second on a single screen grab"
Kirk: "Uhura, stop FANnying about and get up here! Ha! See what I did then ensign Kiff?"
Kiff (sighs heavily): "Yes sir"
Sybok minion (off-camera): Look at the FUPA on her.
Sybok minion #2 (off-camera): More like a gunt.
Vixis: You are to put your left foot in, then take it out. Then you put it back in and 'shake it all about.'
Klaa: What the hell does that even mean? If I do that, I'll look like a fool in front of the Earthers!
Vixis: And that's what it's all about.
"I wonder how long Starfleet will take to unsticky last weeks' contest..."
Hey, a win! Thanks! 
McCOY: "My god, Jim... look at it."
KIRK: "I see it, Bones, I see it... Alright gentlemen, I think we better look away now -- if we stare at this for too much longer, we'll go blind."
McCOY: "Oh Jim, don't be ridiculous, it's perfectly safe. Besides, it's incredible... how could I look away?"
SPOCK: "Doctor, the Captain is correct, looking at this phenomenon for an extensive period of time could cause irreparable eye damage. You would have to wear a VISOR for the remainder of your life."
KIRK: "Yeah, and on your salary, you wouldn't even be able to afford one of the fancy, streamlined ones that can attach to your head -- you'd have to get one of those bulky older models... you know, the kind you have to constantly hold up with your hands?"
McCOY: "Oh, that's it! Listen you two, I am not going to need one of those VISOR things because this is not going to blind me! I'm the doctor, and if I say it's safe, it's safe!"
McCOY: "Dammit."
McCOY: "My god, Jim... look at it."
KIRK: "I see it, Bones, I see it... Alright gentlemen, I think we better look away now -- if we stare at this for too much longer, we'll go blind."
McCOY: "Oh Jim, don't be ridiculous, it's perfectly safe. Besides, it's incredible... how could I look away?"
SPOCK: "Doctor, the Captain is correct, looking at this phenomenon for an extensive period of time could cause irreparable eye damage. You would have to wear a VISOR for the remainder of your life."
KIRK: "Yeah, and on your salary, you wouldn't even be able to afford one of the fancy, streamlined ones that can attach to your head -- you'd have to get one of those bulky older models... you know, the kind you have to constantly hold up with your hands?"
McCOY: "Oh, that's it! Listen you two, I am not going to need one of those VISOR things because this is not going to blind me! I'm the doctor, and if I say it's safe, it's safe!"
McCOY: "Dammit."
McCoy: "Who in the blue blazes would go parachuting in a miniskirt with no underwear? Well...whoever she is, God bless her little heart!"
Shatner: "Harve, I just can't keep it in any longer. That 'uniform clause' in your director's contract? That was just a joke!"
Observer (OS): "C'mon, baby! Let's see that third moon!"
Klaa: "What! Who said that?!"
*snickering among crew*
Klaa: "Goddammit, for the last time: You people are on thin ice with me!"
McCoy: "Goddammit, I told y'all bourbon and beans was an explosive combination! Who the hell dared her to fart on the campfire, anyway?!"
Kirk: "Well, I didn't think she'd actually do it!"
Sybok: "You are not God! You must allow us to leave here!"
McCoy: "Sean Connery is right! Let us go!"
Kirk: "Ixnae on the Onnerycae, Bones"
Kirk: "Now THAT is a fuck-face".
Sybok: "Behold! The true face of God!"
Kirk: "I think I'm in big trouble."
McCoy: "I think we all are, Jim..."
Kirk: We brought it like you asked.
Alien God Thingy: Good.
Kirk: If you don't mind me asking, what does God need with an inflatable doll?
McCoy: Hey wait a minute. Didn't captain crow already do this same gag back in Movie Caption Contest #97?
Kirk: Shut up.
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Kirk: "Yes, this is our, uh, our queen. And, uh, she's agreed to stay here with you as, uh, as your wife, if you let the rest of us go."
Kirk: "Yes, this is our, uh, our queen. And, uh, she's agreed to stay here with you as, uh, as your wife, if you let the rest of us go."
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