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Movie Caption Contest #118: Grok Blocked

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Spock: "Yes, those are tongs in my pocket."
 
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Spock: "I should really go save my planet... but I guess I can spend another 35 seconds holding you"

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"Honestly, I'm not like other men, I- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

"Motherfucker!"
 
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"I do not believe our photo will be very popular this week unlss a suitable MEME is created."
Queen: "Hmm. I don't have an anus."
Data: "That sucks. Were you conceived in love?"
Queen: "Nope: a meteor hit a Best Buy."


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Data: "Maybe it's the emotion chip, but you're making my internal processors re-route fluid to my liquid evacuation tube, engorging same."


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Data: "Maybe it's the emotion chip, but if your head gets the NFL Network, I'd like to marry you."


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Data: "Do the curtains match the drapes?"
Queen: "My vagina is a modified microwave oven."
Data: "And me without a Hot Pocket ..."
 
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Uhura: "Happy birthday, but don't try to mind-meld me into sucking your dicks."
Spock: "Bi-curious?"
Uhura: "Fine."
Spock: "Fuckin'-A. <grabs back of her head, turns ominous> My mind, to your mind ..."
 
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Young Spock: "Are we... are we about to conceive in love?"
Saavik: "Sure, I mean there's a first time for everything"
 
Thanks for the wins! :)

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Saavik: "Okay, it's a deal. I won't make any bifurcation jokes <giggle> if you promise to avoid the Cheers jokes."

Spock: "Agreed, fatty."


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Spock, thinking: "Where are this skinny chick's breasts?"


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Data: "There. I've made you so ugly, Lal, that even that cretin Riker won't want to do you."
 
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Uhura: "I have the ability to speak many languages from species within the Federation"

Spock: "Multi-lingual eh? Would you permit me to draw an invisible line across your forehead using my finger? I may tickle a little."
 
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SAAVIK: "It is called 'Pon Farr'. Do you remember how to proceed from here?"

SPOCK: "Saavik... parted from me... and never parted."

SAAVIK: "Good -- anything else?"

SPOCK: "Yes, these sensations are extremely familiar... although now I have a sudden urge to call you 'Jim'."

SAAVIK: >pauses< "Let's just keep working at it, shall we?"


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SPOCK: "This is probably not the best time to mention it, but your earrings aren't regulation."


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DATA: "Honey, I do not think that you understood what I meant when I said I liked them hairless."
 
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Data: "I am not certain that you would be appropriate for Commander Riker's bachelor party."

Borg Queen: "You should see what I can do with cucumbers."

Data: "You are hired."
 
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Borg Queen: "You will be assimilated!"

Kirk: "I look forward to it. Lately I've been putting up with space probes, old men with moobs, and guys with asses for foreheads. You're an improvement."
 
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